Sassmoyed

{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

Oh no

Hey so uhh, with Sailing coming out in a week or so, is there any active OSRS furryesque clans that are open yall might know about? ;o

A warm seaside setting. On a grassy hill overlooking the sea, four raccoons steal a bicycle. One leans eagerly from the basket, a second stands on the seat and steers with its front paws, a third pedals the wheels, and a fourth baby raccoon cleans to the back of the bicycle for dear life

Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭

1000% support this and will help with anything I can to make it happen <3 and will do it with you of course too. Love you so much and so proud of you ;-;

‘Cause I been tried, I been tried, I been tested, God my witness.

Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I wasn't socialized enough as a puppy" drawn by basil_mage (me)

Me(actually)

So like… when did you take this picture of me first of all. And second when are you coming to visit. <3

gn chat

I’m gonna shit if it is, omg

trans rights

oh hello

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

Here we have our handsome friend Ambient modelling one of our new shirts and flat-bill caps! 😎

The online store opens for business on September 19th! ✨

shop.blueprintcostumes.com

🎨 designed by @kaomoro.bsky.social

is it real

Le sad we can’t be at beach party this weekend ;-; but I hope everyone has a blast!! Miss everyone <3

hummingbird
I know that’s our time
But stay on
Stay on, stay on with me

RAIIIII⚡️

This will be fun to do between drawings to distract from the horrors. I’ll answer for each like

Need that on a damn shirt tbh

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Good volunteer event with my boggle <3

Do not look in your neighbors bowl to see how much they have, but only to make sure they have enough.

YOOOOOOO THAT LOOKS SO GOOOD CHU <<<<3333 fuckin killin it!

Agreed!!! Clammy and I been watching through an ep or two each day and damn, still hits just the same but with modern takes on shit and it’s perfect.

HAPOY BDAY ATOORRRRRR @ator.bsky.social miss you LOTS and I hope you have a very ~JITENSHA~ day! <<<333

Could really use an extra boost. Moving has still been taking a toll on us financially.

We've both been missin hours at work and feelin the hurt this week. Still unpacking and making sense of the new space so I haven't been able to work on fursuits.

Sent out the first batch of DogDayz pre-orders