🎉 festive grease

🎉 festive grease

@cataouatche.bsky.social

cécil/35/🐊🇫🇷 | taxidermist. homesteader. writer. parler français avec moi 🔞 occasional graphic discussion of animal death ⚠️ 🔗 cataouatche.carrd.co

64 Followers 35 Following 2,574 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 hours ago
A pile of chopped raw meat, labeled "Red Velvet Cake Slice"

Tell me your grocery store used AI to assign their photos without telling me, etc etc

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1 day ago
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petite lapin en la niege, aussi

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1 day ago

oh the dialect probably makes that post so inaccurate lmfao. 'drôle' means 'weird' for us 😭

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1 day ago
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c'est la drôle!! j'ai été souhaite c'est à très drôle! pacing pouvior être mieux, mais l'histoire petit à propos le gloryhole c'était fantastique lol

le chat pas connexe, juste mignonne <3

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1 day ago
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petite cabri en la niege

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2 days ago

google translate is giving me 'traite' for 'milked' but idk if i trust that

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2 days ago

kyle il doit savoir j'après amoré, parce que j'ai ...milked? le cabri cet matin et le météo es très mal. ce juste commence à niege lol

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2 years ago
Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

As we roll into Valentine’s Day, and with Easter looming- it’s time for my annual PSA- these kill cats. Period, full stop. Lily pollen is insanely toxic and will destroy their kidneys in 18 hours. If you have cats- THROW LILIES AWAY. 1/

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3 days ago

j'après cuisinier trèèèèèèèèès soupe pour. souper.

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3 days ago
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enough of you, to The Bin Of Water to soak

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3 days ago
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WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS

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4 days ago
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

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4 days ago
Shrödinger's Box Taxidermy

anyone here want pelt

shrodingersbox.bigcartel.com

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4 days ago

im not vain and i don't care about wrinkles or whatever but y'know. consider i work. outside. maybe i could try Not to age as fast as humanly possible

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4 days ago

like with how popular korean and japanese skincare has gotten at least ONE of those brands has to work . right. what do i need to be looking for

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4 days ago

i probably need to start caring about skincare and shit but i have no idea where to start. i am allergic to Everything which is a big reason why i have never done more than like...my one face wash and obv sunscreen when i go outside but surely there's more options these days right

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4 days ago

the traps were disturbed but no snake so she got stuck and escaped and now idk where she is in here. SIGH.

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4 days ago

saw the cat really focused on something under the shelves and wouldn't you know who was coming out to say hi. slorped back when i turned the light on tho. but that does mean she's thinking of coming out so hopefully i will catch her in the sticky trap tonight

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4 days ago

i guess im just gonna keep setting traps out every night and hope she comes out eventually....she'll get hungry at some point right

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5 days ago
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got a bad grade in ass from my pt so im making myself feel better with fancy boba and a macaron

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5 days ago
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there is not a sticky snake in my office this morning

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3 weeks ago
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sinful hands

#呪術廻戦 #yuuji

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6 days ago

bitch might be getting the glue trap treatment tonight

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6 days ago

my shithead rat snake slithered out of her bin before i could get the lid put back on right and now she's behind my stack of display enclosures aka the ONE part of my office i can't access

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6 days ago

unless you were told explicitly that she was spayed already, that behaviour is very 'pregnant doe' to me. anything remotely box-shaped (shoebox, shipping box, coke box, whatever) will work. if she starts picking hay up and carrying it in her mouth...get ready

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6 days ago

she could jsut be stressed but the size of that dewlap and her boxing makes me think you should maybe. give her a nestbox

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1 week ago

uniqlo bra tops my fucking beloved

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1 week ago

if you draw is it weird to have your own art tattooed on you i feel weird about it but my friend insists that this design is cute and i need to use it instead of trying to find another artist to redraw it for me

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1 week ago
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anyway here's some fat bunnies for your thursday

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1 week ago

tfw you have to rewrite your friend's birthday post cos it sounded like he died x:

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