gwen eric moore

if you ain’t blasting credence on speaker phone at the bus stop you ain’t livin

Big shout out to the Long Beach Police for being absolutely fucking useless over and over again in helping me get my friend mental health aid. First time I have ever tried to work with police at all and they're incredibly dumb, impatient, and careless like they have always seemed from afar. FUPD.

10.9.25 l42t s41nk

The Format Are Back to Sin Again With New Single "Holy Roller" & 2026 LP Keep The "The", it's Indie-r!

NEW MUSIC BY THE FORMAT? GOTTA BLOG

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A few years ago, Charlie Kirk has said trans people should be "taken care of".

Take care, you fuck.

DOING STANDUP:
the zebra room in hollywood
9/25
8pm

Christians, Serial Killers, and rock band frontpeople love to have a triple name name. Also me.

has anyone seen DEMONLOVER?

not really a hot take that rob dyrdek is dumb but this is just like psycho dumb IMO happy friday

What a dumb way to describe "learning".

"What you choose to read"? So if his kids come home and say "i don't wanna read catcher in the rye, it's too long" does Rob just go "that's why u a champion & a thought leader, player!"

at my last standup show i followed a puppet. next week i'm shooting a set for a new streaming platform. i started comedy in 2012. anyway, thanks for having me, marc.

the redesign of the mega low mart in new KOTH was perfect

Pacifico beer ads are abysmally dumb.

the NOOK digital reader on desktop sucks. no this is not a tweet from 2010. sometimes u get to the end of a chapter and it won't let u turn the page. you need to refresh the page and it doesn't save ur spot. what is this, a corruptedPDF from college? #barnesandDUMBASS

I do wish I was a 2000's era music critic because I'm pretty good at finding something nice to say about rhythm guitarists.

Rock and a hard place -- hate when I cannot find something in my luggage while on a trip but loathe packing carefully even more.

Pretty amazing this flight is delayed because they need to finish the paperwork on paint scratches before taking off. At least maybe the pilots are chatting ala Rehearsal

FREE COMEDY IN HOLLYWOOD THIS WEEK. Any donations go to Immigrant Defenders Law Center.

chris cole walking around at vidcon is one of the many current signs of the apocalypse

Guyz Nite Comedy Show at The Hotel Cafe Guy'z Nite is a wildly known weekly sold out comedy show hosted by GUY REUVEN starring NEW celebrity lineups of Hollywood's BIGGEST comedians including Ismo, Michael Blaustein, Shang Forbes and...

go to a comedy show tonite for god's sakes: new.hotelcafe.com/event/guyz-nite-comedy-show-12

you could use a break and i could use an audience

LETS USE EACH OTHER

foxwarren 2 + zelda

SEE ME DO STANDUP JUNE 6 IN HOLLYWOOD

Go touch grass AKA watch standup in real ass life. I’m doing standup 5/11, use code ERIC for a discount.

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okay cool, i was just wonderin

getting into HOT CHIP 20 years late

I love that everyone feels like they're Eat, Pray, Love'ing life these days, but I do kind of miss when Instagram was just horrible photos and no words.

hey bluesky come see me do comedy if you even give a shit

who's "doing lotus" tn? i'm riled up on a Sunday good lord.