gwen eric moore

not really a hot take that rob dyrdek is dumb but this is just like psycho dumb IMO happy friday

What a dumb way to describe "learning".

"What you choose to read"? So if his kids come home and say "i don't wanna read catcher in the rye, it's too long" does Rob just go "that's why u a champion & a thought leader, player!"

at my last standup show i followed a puppet. next week i'm shooting a set for a new streaming platform. i started comedy in 2012. anyway, thanks for having me, marc.

the redesign of the mega low mart in new KOTH was perfect

Pacifico beer ads are abysmally dumb.

the NOOK digital reader on desktop sucks. no this is not a tweet from 2010. sometimes u get to the end of a chapter and it won't let u turn the page. you need to refresh the page and it doesn't save ur spot. what is this, a corruptedPDF from college? #barnesandDUMBASS

I do wish I was a 2000's era music critic because I'm pretty good at finding something nice to say about rhythm guitarists.

Rock and a hard place -- hate when I cannot find something in my luggage while on a trip but loathe packing carefully even more.

Pretty amazing this flight is delayed because they need to finish the paperwork on paint scratches before taking off. At least maybe the pilots are chatting ala Rehearsal

FREE COMEDY IN HOLLYWOOD THIS WEEK. Any donations go to Immigrant Defenders Law Center.

chris cole walking around at vidcon is one of the many current signs of the apocalypse

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you could use a break and i could use an audience

LETS USE EACH OTHER

foxwarren 2 + zelda

SEE ME DO STANDUP JUNE 6 IN HOLLYWOOD

Go touch grass AKA watch standup in real ass life. I’m doing standup 5/11, use code ERIC for a discount.

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okay cool, i was just wonderin

getting into HOT CHIP 20 years late

I love that everyone feels like they're Eat, Pray, Love'ing life these days, but I do kind of miss when Instagram was just horrible photos and no words.

hey bluesky come see me do comedy if you even give a shit

who's "doing lotus" tn? i'm riled up on a Sunday good lord.

LinkedIn Posts be like:

This is the thing nobody is saying about digital sub-AI market analytic spending -- it's boring.

Get an idea. Make it boom like Sunny Delite. Listen to clicking sounds.

Hug your clients with creativity. Wow your team. Make sales.

But be a human.

That's all.

evergreen

I want to be a Haim sister, just wearing clothes with no stains and playing rock and roll all day. Of course this is impossible for me, mostly the t-shirt part.

gwen., by gwen moore 6 track album

gwenmoore.bandcamp.com/album/gwen

gummy bear shuffle. When did we all decide faux wood was close enough?

Bloggin' on a Friday

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Credit Card emails about a "special offer just for you" are the REAL participation trophies. Saying this about 15 years too late but hey.

Oh really, Instagram? You’re gonna judge me for replying to a message about DaxFlame late at night? Get fucked.

I am just a guy shouting into the void that I would love Tony Hawk to come on my video game podcast please

every time i leave LA there is an earthquake, why do y’all keep trying to die without me?

evergreen album <3