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Glenn Plummer I๐Ÿ‘€U

@glenntheplummer.bsky.social

Satirist, Ironical, Cynical, Opinionated, Finely Tuned Bollocks Detector, Bull Shit Allergic, Blue Sky is mostly for entertainment. Atheist.

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Everything I cook with on the stove or in the oven cleans in the dishwasher. Occasionally something like a cast iron grill needs to be done by hand if we donโ€™t use the BBQ, but pots, pans, oven dishes are all nonstick, cooking utensils, cutlery, plastic containers, dishes, cups and glasses all go in

13.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Taking coals to Newcastle and back.

13.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pope should get his own house in order and his priorities right and tell American bishops to stop their colleagues sexually abusing children and to stop covering it up and to report pedophiles within the Catholic Church to the local police.

13.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put it all in the dishwasher. If some of it does not wash throw it away and buy stuff that washes completely clean.

13.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Kent. May I suggest you remove the word โ€œmeaslesโ€from your post and repost it.

13.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hostages poor souls must ask Trump and Netanyahu why it took so long to set them free, why they werenโ€™t the priority, why many of their fellow captives died before they were rescued. It is certainly a day to remember and to be thankful for, but there is nothing at all to celebrate. You are last.

13.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calculate the total amount of money you will pay back to both the dealer or bank for the term of the loan. The lowest amount should get your business.

13.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What issue could be more โ€œin the public interestโ€ than the Robodebt scheme. The biggest failure of public policy ever known. More than 400,000 people got debt notices and the class action awarded victims nearly $500 million tax payer funds.

Deputy Commissioner Kylie Kilgour is having a lend of us.

13.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ Trump is standing on top of thousands and thousands of innocent murdered Palestinians as he laps up the false adulation of the world. His country participated in a genocide and now has the gall to claim they made peace. He doesnโ€™t look down, he looks in the mirror and loves all he sees.

13.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gosh, it seems the hostages werenโ€™t so hard to find after all. Our news media is full of shit pedaling hollow heads and presenter / interviewers, in this case Melissa Mackay, who wouldnโ€™t know the shit her guests tell her from chewed dates.

13.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greg, you being an economist and allโ€ฆwhat is the justification for taxing non realised capital gains in a Superfund. I ask because I genuinely donโ€™t know the argument (only hear the noise). Are there other assert classes that applies to? Why would tax be paid when the distribution has not been made?

13.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Along with his perfume and shoes Trump sycophants are wearing Trump lipstick. It is a brown shade with an orange tinge and the scent of sweaty butt cheeks. @senatorwong.bsky.social is wearing it.

13.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ This weeks The Sunday Shot was excellent especially @ronnisalt.bsky.social. The discussion on the NACC and the capturing of our institutions by lobbyists and sponsors was greatly enhanced by her knowledge and insight. We are kNACCered.

13.10.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. My post was a response to a post by @mountaingoat55.bsky.social.

If you read my posts and replies you will see I am hopeful the ceasefire holds and the genocide is over but IMO that is not because Netanyahu wants the catastrophe to end. Hence, as has happened before, Israel may not cooperate.

13.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t work out if you are being optimistic or pessimistic ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

13.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phew. 99% of Australians breathe a sigh of relief as Jim Chalmers adjusts the tax criteria for people with Superannuation balances of more than $3,000,000.

Accused of bowing to pressure from Albo and doing a back flip, I thought his reverse double somersault with a pike and a twist won the gold.

13.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cynic (me) might be smart enough to join the dots.

4 govt policies to defeat transparency and accountability. An age ban on social media, making FOI disclosures more difficult, failure to protect whistleblowers with supportive legislation and a Federal NACC that holds its hearings in private.

13.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A journalist called Sophie someone (I missed it) interviewed on ABC News says Hamas will have to find the hostages before they can release them and they may not know where they are.

I find that extremely hard to believe and the statement is not supported by any evidence. Dumb fuck speculation.

13.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumpโ€™s motivation is surely compromised (to be kind). At least the collateral benefit of Trumpโ€™s real estate plans for Gaza is to stop the โ€œloss of lifeโ€. Called Genocide by the rest of us.

13.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is tough to credit Trump with anything, but he was prepared to stand up to Netanyahu and force Israel to stop the genocide in Gaza (so far the ceasefire holds).

Imagine if Biden, the rest of the world and our piss weak govt stood up to Netanyahu earlier. How many lives did your inaction cost?

12.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A brave way to play! I am more cautious. A lucky solve is 2, 3 is the goal, 4 is acceptable, 5 is embarrassing and 6 is thankfully only allowed to keep my streak going.

12.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again ABCโ€™s Melissa Clarke shines brightly this time on Insiders. Knowledgeable, informed and articulate one member of the panel who seems to live up to the showโ€™s name as an โ€œInsiderโ€.

12.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to help. I have seen a few examples on here that may be solved earlier with that tactic. Without being a smart arse (but still at risk of being called one) my starting word is โ€œadieuโ€ and if the strike rate is (say) zero my row 2 is โ€œpylonโ€. In 2 rows all 6 letters that act as vowels are used.

12.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now we learn as reported Optus secured $900 million of government contracts in the last 2 years. Tax payers funding an organisation that employed Gladys Berejiklian, suffered a major data breach and a series of โ€œtriple 0โ€ outages that resulted in 3 deaths. Government incompetence or Shitfuckery.

12.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t advocate for an American, nor any other non Australian but Robert Irwin IMO fits the unpalatable Ocker profile all the same. He may well be all you say but could he please be those things and not adopt the stereotypical Crocodile Dundee character. Being a genuine Australian should be enough.

12.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆsays this Pope current head of the Catholic Church (like all before him) through denial, cover up, obfuscation, gaslighting and lies, hijacks investigations by media organizations into child abuse by members of the Catholic Clergy while disrespecting victims. The Popeโ€™s hypocrisy is eye watering.

12.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jennifer why at row 4 (or even row 2 and 3) did you repeat the correct letters? You knew what they were. You perhaps could have considered (as is my tactic in such cases) to chose as many new letters as possible with the objective to get a yellow to solve it from the multiple single possibilities.

12.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet again our elected officials are bent out of shape over a tiny minority getting due process and/or their human rights protected. This time the โ€œISIS Bridesโ€. Other examples include illegal immigrants, New Zealanders of poor character and First Nations people. Headless chickens driven by racism.

12.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do โ€œweโ€ like using stereotypical Ocker people to promote Australia.

Paul Hogan, Steve Irwin, Robert Irwin, I cringe every time I see them.

They portray Australia as some dumb fuck uneducated backwater populated by insufferable larger than life loud mouths.

12.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a very apt saying that applies to you. Be careful of the arses you kick on your way up, they may be the arses you kiss on your way down.

If your company lets you stay head of marketing with the attitude your post indicates, itโ€™s a fucked up enterprise and you deserve each other.

12.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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