Zelva Wiley

** S o b b i n g **

[[ Howdy, ive been gone for a few days because i was sick. Got better for one day, and caught a DIFFERENT ILLNESS because my doctor was sick when i went in for an appointment. Ill probably be gone for a few more days because my head hurts real bad. ]]

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“If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.”
A bard, searching for a purpose.

I am inebriated. Who wants to help me make bad decisions?

[[ oh no 🤣 the struggle of serious characters ]]

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[[

Alcoholic rootbeer float and pizza for dinner. I am so hard rn.

No homo.

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"𝕀 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖."

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𝐈𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐧 | 22 | 𝐒𝐡𝐞/𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛 𝐒𝐞𝐭 𝐔𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞

#MVRP #OCRP #DNDRP #FantasyRP #SFWRP #HorrorRP #RP #Roleplay

☽ Lorelei OC
☽ muse 80+/mun 30+/minors DNI
☽ mv/ms
☽ she/they
☽ Drow-Bard with split personality
☽ Her second personality is a psychopathic killer
☽ there will be swear, mentions of violence, blood, etc. on the account
☽ NSFW
☽ DMs are open

☠️🩸☠️
DRIP! DRIP! DRIP!
☠️🩸☠️

💀 Millie from Helluva Boss
💀 21+
💀 Shitposting
💀 N (sfw)
💀 SS with @iamnotapossum.bsky.social
💀 #HelluvaBossRp #HelluvaHotelRP #HBRP #HHRP #Atumbastrp

💢 "Are you FUCKING
filming us right now?!" 💢

💀 Moxxie
💀 21+
💀 MDNI
💀 N (Sfw)
💀 SS with @hisangelofdeath.bsky.social
💀 #HelluvaBossRp #HelluvaHotelRP #HBRP #HHRP

🐍 Boa Hancock (Kuja Captain)

💕 21+

💕 N (Sfw) Topics

💕 No Lewd / No Smut

💕 SS: @goofyluffy.bsky.social

💕 #OPRP #OnePieceRP #AnimeRp #AtumBastRp

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☠️☠️
That's it!
You're joining my crew!
☠️☠️

🍖 Monkey D. Luffy
🍖 21+
🍖 New to Rp
🍖 N (sfw) topics
🍖 No Lewd / No Smut
🍖 #OPRP #OnePieceRP #AnimeRp #WinterBlade
💕SS @modernmedusaboa.bsky.social

💀 Damon Salvatore
💀 S1 Based
💀 No Auto Shipping!
💀 21+ Writer
💀 MDNI
💀 N (sfw)
💀 Ships Chem
💀 #TVDRP #MVRP #SPNRP #TORP #TWRP #Atumbastrp

bsky.app/profile/dull...

[[ Cant believe i need to say this because it should be a given. Please keep ooc drama off my timeline. If i see that in my feeds im gonna unfollow/block no matter who you are. Like, if you need someone to talk to, DM me. Im always available for a chat. But dont post it on the TL. ]]

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"I'm gonna protect my friends and family no matter the cost."
~ Muse of #IcedPhoenix
~ Multiverse + Multi Ship
~ SFW/NSFW

#BlueExorcistRP
#MVRP

Genius. Im sure this will improve my socialization acuity by at least 65%. Thank you

No homo tho.

How to invite people over for sleepovers without them thinking im hitting on them. Like when we were kids.

**In a dim and crowded lounge, Zelva sips slowly on a glass of whiskey, a magazine in his lap and feet kicked up on the coffee table in front of the couch hed claimed. On other less busy days hed be left alone. However, he is taking up several of the last seats available.**
#OCRP

**Zelva leans lazily against the wall, gaze following the trail of smoke from his cigarette off into the night air. He takes a slow pull and lets the smoke escape, watching it magically shape itself into a snake as it slithers away into nothing. He holds the lit cigarette out to you to take.**
#OCRP

[[ #OCRP, #SUPERNATURALRP, and #FANTASYRP please!
@eggboizlover.bsky.social is my other account and id like it to be in #HELLUVARP&#HAZBINRP, and #CARTOONRP]]

Is it because skeletons fetishize flesh because they dont have any? 🤔

Keep telling yourself that. Im sure youll believe it one day ;)

If i had a nickle for every time ive met a pervy skeleton, id have two nickles. Which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice.

Imagine all of those exposed buns! That is a whole buffet

They may be more on board if you arent eating all of their crusty panties. I know. A hard sacrifice to make for the bigger picture.

[[ im sitting here just ]]

Starting your own nudist colony of course.

[[ *minecraft skeleton hurt noises* @bardofbone.bsky.social ]]