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Scandalous!!

Hell yeah congrats on the milestone! Thanks for all you do for the art community! <3
7 years difference, but still making #DragonAge art

Eh look forward to eet... eets eh pleasure doing business with you, Inquisitor!!

*bows several times again*

extra prestige to meh leetle shop. Eet would attract a lot of importent and influential customers...

*eyes going big with potential*

Hmm.. yes, eh will take you up on your offer, Inquisitor. Eh will no longer be selling zat "Wardendurance" swill!!

*makes a low and graceful bow*

Ahhh yes, ZAT Alistair.. eh have read zeh tales of heez exploits... *he waves a hand dismissively*

Now Pavus... ZAT eez a name eh am familiar with!!

*thinking with narrowed eyes*

And to have zeh Inquisitor heemself making some of zeh massage oils...

Zat would bring alot of
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Hmmm... ez zis true @davrienpavus.bsky.social ??
Do you make zeh fancy oils and such? Eet eez very tempting...

And also, who eez zis "Alistair zeh Cheesy"?!?! Zat doesn't even sound like eh real name!! Pfft!

Blight and red lyrium?!? Pfft.. as eef zeh Warden Commander would put such theengs in eh drink!!

'E says eet eez perfectly safe and eh believe him!! HA!!

Meh customers weel loooove zeees!!

Eh theek eh would like to sell some of zis "Wardendurance" in meh leetle shop.

Zeh Warden Commander says eet is completely safe so what could possibly go wrong, eh?

Eh could make a lot of moneeeeeyyy.. oui?

𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑧𝑒 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟: 𝑃ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒 𝐷𝑒 𝐿𝑎 𝐹𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒🌹

🕯𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒🥐🪄🌩

🕯𝐹𝑙𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦😏

🕯ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜

🕯𝑎𝑐𝑒 ♠️

🕯𝑚𝑖𝑑- 30's

🕯𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

🕯𝐴 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠😤

🕯𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑💰 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠💎

🕯ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟-𝑡ℎ𝑒-𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑦
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-ˏˋ⋆ 𝙒 𝙀 𝙇 𝘾 𝙊 𝙈 𝙀 ⋆ˊˎ-

~ᴠᴀʟ ʀᴏʏᴇᴀᴜ𝙭'ꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ʟᴜ𝙭ᴜʀʏ ꜱᴘᴀ~

🪶📜ʙᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪꜱɪᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴀ ʀᴏʏᴀʟ👑 (ᴀɴᴅ ᴇ𝙭ᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ💰💰💰) ꜱᴘᴀ ᴇ𝙭ᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʜᴏʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ.

ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜɾ ʀɪᴄʜ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴅ ʙᴀᴛʜ!! 🧼🫧

Zees book seems verry confused...

*As Envy rolls towards the ghost cat, her eyes go wide as she see's him approach. She jumps to her feet and puffs her translucent fur out and makes a low growl*

RrrrOoowwwww...hiisssss..

*she raises a paw to bat at him*

(She doesn't understand what this green glowing ball rolling towards her is)

Vous êtes tous les deux magnifiques!!

*At Illario's question, he replies*

Hmmm.. zat eez eh verry tempting idea... but I think I prreferr to stay een meh one leetle shop in Val Rroyeaux. I prreferr to focus all of meh attention to one place, you see?
*he nods*
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*After about 1/2 an hour or so, he prepares a bowl of rosewater to rinse the clay masks*

En now, eh weel clear away zeh cleh..

*He shakes out a couple of towels, removes the tiny cheesewheels onto a tray nearby and begins wiping the clay away. When he finishes, he says*

Voilà!! Ow do you feel?

*While all of these preparations were going on, a large translucent spirit cat slinks into the room making a ghostly purring sound.

It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.

Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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Phantom Of The Opera - Masquerade (Music Box) #shorts #piano YouTube video by Piano Spiel

((Here's the song btw 🤭))
youtube.com/shorts/42HtJ...

*He then places the rest of the tiny cheesewheels over Envy's eyes with a flourish.*

Ere we go! Now eh weel poot on some quiet music fo you to rehlax as zeh cleh en zeh leetle cheeses do zeer work!

*He opens a small musicbox nearby and it begins to play a sweet little tune.*

*He chuckles warmly at Envy's laughter*

En now, weh ave zeh final touch! Close your eyes, s'il vous plaît!

*He produces a golden platter covered with numerous tiny cheesewheels and proceeds to place a couple of them over Illario's eyes.*
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*.. infusing it with a gentle healing magic.*

Nous voici! Eet eez ready!

*With that, he begins applying it to their faces with a tiny jewel encrusted spatula, careful to avoid Envy's numerous eyes.*

*After that, he adds drops of rose scent to one and strawberry to the other.

Holding both of his hands over the mixtures, he pulls a few threads of magic from the Fade.

He then weaves a loose net of light resembling delicate blue lace that floats slowly down to the clay..*
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Très bien!!

*He nods and begins to work...

Scooping up half of the sparkling red clay, he divides it into two separate dishes and adds a few pinches of various rejuvenating herbs. He then adds several drops of a glowing golden tincture that smells faintly like a warm autumn afternoon.*
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Have some baby nugs for a good Sunday!
#DragonAge

Same leetle book.. same.

Would you like zeh rose, zeh lilac or zeh fraise?

out a couple of warm fluffy towels and covers them both with another dramatic flourish.

He begins to scoop a deep red, slightly sparkling clay into a dish and assembles a variety of scented oils, crushed herbs and various tinctures.*

Hmmm... laisse-moi réfléchir...

*tapping his chin*

But of course!! Admiration!! Zat would explain all of zeh extra eyes... all zeh better to see you with!!

Eh weel get another of meh incredibly fancy and expensive chairs for you... Un instant s'il vous plaît.

*he drags out a second seat and beckons both to sit with a flourish. He then shakes...
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🔮MORRIGAN🔮

#DragonAge

.. thinks better of it at the last moment.*

So many eyes!! Weel, zeh more zeh merrier, Eh suppose!

*he shugs and waves both of them over to one of the ornate chairs*

Come, come.. seet down and Eh shall prepare ze cleh mesk for you!

Ehhhh.... would your leetle friend like a cleh mesk as well...?

*He watches as Illario casually picks up the little green glowing ball. He's still taken aback but Illario's relaxed manner reassures him a bit*

Ez zees leetle spirit.... yours??? C'est vraiment fascinant!!!

*He leans forward to peer at Envy and almost pokes a finger curiously at him but..
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*he then spots Envy rolling about the shop, multiple eyes and all*

DOUX DIEU!! WHAT EZ ZAT???