hoetic kate

The official recipe is called “sweet potato tacos” which makes no sense because it’s a black bean and ground turkey and onion and spinach mixture on a bed of diced sweet potatoes, but no tortillas involved lmao

i am relatively poor which means i am always searching for ways to live cheaply

for example, i prepped 22 freezer meals with my partner over the weekend for $1.68 each, so

finishing the last season of bojack horseman right as im getting into pluribus is really nice, like im so glad i have another tv show about another unlikable person to fall back on

midnight and i am in bed crying over how much i love my partner it’s fine

being in a bad mood is a hunger indicator

last night a really hot redhead told me i look like zooey deschanel and then we made out and touched each other’s boobs

if you have a crush on me you can make it known by buying me something here 👀

throne.com/poetickate

still mad at the one episode i listened to of my ex’s podcast where 2 years after our relationship ended he’s still talking about me & in it refers to me disparagingly as “gone with the wind,” a movie about a repressed woman acting out in a patriarchal society, really makes you think

i think i am generally pretty shy in a brand new group setting but i am real good at quippy little one line zingers

like our pole instructor today said we were going to be clenching the pole with our coochies and i was like “that’s why they call it a gorilla grip, right”

me: so my ex has a podcast…

my therapist: … oh

im toying with the idea of doing 4 hours/week until january and then increasing it to 6

i might increase it to 6 before then but i dont know if i necessarily think its a good idea and i really want to take care of my body through this big change!

i want to go to pole every day

like i am itching to be there, i want to see what my body can do and i am feeling so excited about it

i am really trying to ease my body into it though because i went from never exercising to exercising 4 hours/week and i don’t want to push myself too hard too fast

no, he said “there’s the [medical term i don’t know], and there’s the [other medical term i don’t know] and there’s the gluteus minimus”

the existence of a gluteus maximus implies the existence of a gluteus minimus

i never would have considered the existence of the latter until i was cheeks out on an exam table today getting an ultrasound on my butt and the doctor pointed to the screen to identify it

saw a utah film guy asking for entries for a showcase

clicked on his profile to see if he would be friendly towards a film called “hoe phase”

within two seconds i could see he married a girl from his mission and one of his recent posts was “only an infinite being could create a world such as this”

update: i have tried to eat more today and it really fucking sucks, how am i supposed to live like this

it is taking all of my willpower not to caption this “me when”

on a completely unrelated note, i added a portable blender to my wishlist

Okay, cool. That’s helpful. Do you feel more tired when you’re not eating enough protein?

im also going to ask the teachers in my class because i feel clueless currently

people who are doing 4-6 hours of strenuous exercise per week, what do you eat on a daily basis and how do you fuel your body?

i went from being pretty sedentary to doing more exercise and i feel like my body is starving

i love that the church monitors what members and non members and ex members are saying on social media

like, you are god’s one true church, with a prophet of god leading you, and you still need to hire people to check what people are saying about you online?

incredible

like bro :’)

still crack up sometimes over the fact that some straight, monogamous dude once tried to speak on behalf of all polyam people and told me i had harmed the polyamorous community because i *checks notes* broke curfew when my husband put a curfew on me

You know when you go to a children’s dance recital & for one of the numbers they have a bunch of three year olds in tutus doing a dance with their teddy bears?

That’s the skill level I’m at with pole (today was my second “fly” class, a class where they teach you a trick)

can’t wait to quote this in a year and show how far ive come

started taking a pole class, my leg looks so buff i just wanted to share

@/prestondobepainting on instagram painted my dog

i bought a jar of pickled red onions and they taste so good i am going to cryyyyyyyy