I've started seeing people refer to the "theory of the Lost Cause" and please fucking stop that. "Myth of the Lost Cause" is correct. "Theory" implies some degree of empirical merit.
This will all be over soon.
Not the fascism. You guys are fucked. But I can't afford health insurance anymore so once my antidepressants run out events will take their own due course. 🙌
I can't help but notice that federally-sponsored radical white nationalist terrorists are still active while the government is shut down.
People are more worried about Artificial Intelligence than they've even been about Genuine Stupidity.
"Andrew Johnson was the first of many southern white people who only aligned with the Confederacy after it was dead."
I just wrote that line and I was so proud of it, I wanted to share.
Who wants to go in on a tontine? Last one not murdered by fascist thugs or political police wins!
That's amazing! My wife bought this shirt at the Houston show in July because we always reference that bit, but this makes it even better.
Joe Pera is a treasure.
You know they won't.
I was just reading about southern reactions to Abraham Lincoln's assassination, and it turns out that authoritarian white supremacist traitors have always been hypocritical lying narcissists with a victim complex.
Regardless of your politics, please shut the fuck up with "X didn't deserve to die." You're either stating the obvious or denying the obvious. What you're never doing is making an intelligent point.
Bothsidesism is not objectivity. It's intellectual laziness and moral cowardice.
The last person who was as sick of this bullshit is am I burned down Georgia about it.
There are so many people who do nothing but spew ignorance, bigotry, and authoritarianism, then play the victim the second they receive any pushback. Those people are being particularly loud and proud this week and they make me fucking sick.
Currently trying to sweet talk the Mrs. into making me some vanilla ice cream in the Ninja Creami to spin these bitches into.
The officer of the day has ordered a halt and commanded pets.
Today is the anniversary of what is perhaps the most significant historical event of the 21st century.
20 years ago, I attended my first pro wrestling card.
I am not a cruel or unkind man. I smile at children, hold doors open, lift heavy things for seniors, and use my turn signals. I am courteous to people I know nothing about.
If you want me to be pleasant to you, literally all you have to do is not tell me you're a shitty person.
Nothing is more precious or sacred than human life. Ergo, I will not pretend to mourn anyone who spent their life degrading and devaluing the lives of others.
The worst people you know are about to be really sanctimonious.
Those who benefit from the state's monopoly on legitimate violence would very much like to maintain the state's monopoly on legitimate violence.
Whoever said "history is written by the winners" never read anything written by white people about the American Civil War from about 1865-1960, or about half of what's been written since.
One of my favorite YouTube channels just covered the greatest terrible movie of all time:
I am running for POTUS in 2028 on the platform of selling Florida to Cuba for rum and cigars.
I think I just figured out a way to backhandedly write that Robert E. Lee's decision to attack the center of the US line on the third day at Gettysburg was Earl Van Dorn-level stupid.
I think I'll spend the rest of my birthday revisiting an old friend for the first time in a long time.
The Mrs. understood the assignment.
Things were actually on the upswing for me until Fanta Franco's Big Bullshit Bill took away 3/4 of the work I was getting.
I have the same contempt for MAGA voters as I would for any other lowlife piece of shit who stole money out of my pocket and food off of my table.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the "Stars and Bars" is this thing, not the Army of Northern Virginia battle flag.
(This is not a statement of any beliefs other than my absolute commitment to historical accuracy.)
We'd have been so much better off the last 160 years if Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and every other Confederate who had ever taken an oath to defend the US Constitution had been hanged for treason.
The few months in 2000 when Disco Inferno was the Filthy Animals' stooge was the only time in his career that he was remotely entertaining.
