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@theboy1der.bsky.social

Shepherd of Souls @ Covenant Lutheran Church (ELCA), Houston, TX. Talk to me about Jesus, Batman, LSU sports, The Monkees, and craft root beer in a bottle.

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Latest posts by theboy1der.bsky.social on Bluesky

This clown is a master of weaponized ignorance.
Don't know nothin'. Didn't see nothing'. Ain't heard nothin.' But in charge of an entire branch of the US government, allegedly.

29.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.

26.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 2612    🔁 512    💬 38    📌 35

A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.

25.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 6720    🔁 1368    💬 212    📌 158

That bug is pretty cool.

21.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I rented one of these from a Blockbuster while housesitting over the Christmas holidays in 1995. Battle Arena Toshinden and Twisted Metal came with it, along with painful blisters on both thumbs. Rummaged through my host's home for something to put on them, and it turns out condoms did the trick.

20.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

T.A.C.O.

19.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LSU has long lost the Mandate of Heaven

18.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

[Exit King.]

18.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 7687    🔁 2091    💬 61    📌 66

NO KINGS!

18.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Monkees 🎸
#mickydolenz #petertork
#michaelnesmith #davyjones

14.09.2025 19:31 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We have our Alexa programmed to play this song when it's time for our kids to do chores. 😂

22.08.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Complete with Babylonian Lou Perlman!

22.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOBODY gets in until the Monkees get in.

16.08.2025 05:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My oldest leaves for the bus stop at 6:30 a.m. He eats 2 slices of bacon, a scrambled egg, a handful of frozen chocolate chip pancakes, and like 6 oz of chocolate milk.

13.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Um, his name is Lawrence, and he plays a huge role in the novelized sequel to that movie, Batman : Resurrection. 😆

28.07.2025 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bumped into Snoop Dogg at the tiny airport in Baton Rouge at like 6am one morning. He and another dude were in the newsstand shop just cutting up and flirting with the clerk. Waiting on an early flight maybe? I should ask my dad if Snoop was on his flight from BR to Phoenix in like 1997.

19.07.2025 03:20 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

HA! Also - I feel like if there's one number that's divided, it's the Nines who see both sides of an argument. This character is literally two different guys that have to pretend like they aren't each other, lol.

13.07.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nine here. Literally thought this exact thing during his early argue-view with Lois. When he gets frustrated and decides to just bug out, lol.

13.07.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this an official review? 😁

08.07.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The line we cross into authoritarianism? Look behind you, Bern. We're already there.

08.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You misspelled "Articles of Impeachment"

22.06.2025 05:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then bring the damn articles of impeachment. Every day. Flood the zone with impeachment filings. BE OUT OF ORDER. Start a fistfight. Geez, where is Congress???

22.06.2025 05:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. President - look behind you. The line has been crossed.

19.06.2025 03:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wasn't that long ago that this was standard practice for conservative partisans migrating from Twitter. Block and ignore - it's the Bluesky way!

19.06.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please, please let them vote to do things that drastically reduce the size and influence of the SBC. Disfellowshipping dozens of large congregations in major cities? Yes please.

12.06.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.06.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You just voted for the stupid crypto bill. Explain yourself, coward.

20.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, there you go! Nice pull. And Thanks!

11.05.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drew - this quote of yours above this article really struck me. So much so that I'm using it as the title for my teaching tomorrow. Would you mind DM-ing me your name and position/title so I can attribute?

11.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Trump says that he's ordering a refurbishment of Shawshank prison so no guys can sneak out to Mexico anymore

05.05.2025 00:16 — 👍 228    🔁 18    💬 7    📌 1

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