a close up of a person 's butt with a snl logo in the corner
                ALT: a close up of a person 's butt with a snl logo in the corner
            
        
    
    
            I was just unravelling Marvin’s mouse on elastic, cos he was itching to play with it and he got inpatient and twanged it straight into my eyeball ! Anyway it’s hanging in the doorway now all ready to play with, so he has gone for a nap 🤬
               
            
            
                02.11.2025 09:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            I was washing up so he was not expecting me. Caught red handed 😂🩵
               
            
            
                02.11.2025 08:53 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Ooh, looking fine !
               
            
            
                01.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            We went on holiday to Spain in 2003. On the last night, we went out for a meal and our villa was burgled and all our mobile phones were taken,  with other things. We had no reason to take them with us when we went out, all they did was make/receive calls. I can’t imagine leaving my phone behind now
               
            
            
                26.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            My time of year is here.Embrace the shorter days,light the twinkles,get the cosy blankets out. Sort a stack of books and line up the telly schedule. Today we have a nail biting Arsenal match followed by all of the above. Tonight we dine on pork and apple sausages with all the roast trimmings 💫🍷💕🍂🍁
               
            
            
                26.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Liverpool scoring in their little extra bit of extra time as per
               
            
            
                25.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            What a load of wank, Harry was brilliant #Strictly
               
            
            
                25.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Good girl Ellie ! The splits and all sorts ⭐️❤️💫 #Strictly
               
            
            
                25.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Thank goodness for Craig, if that useless, dry lump had gone through I would have been raging. He should have gone week 1 #Strictly
               
            
            
                19.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            When your timeline aligns 😂❤️
               
            
            
                19.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
            
                            
                        
                a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` geez lord help me with this one '' .
                ALT: a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` geez lord help me with this one '' .
            
        
    
    
            We thought he had a saddle thrombosis which is a complication of his heart disease and mostly fatal and excruciatingly painful. Turns out he was just hamming it up for us, and a little trip out and £350 later, he just needs to take some anti inflammatory ( which I already have )
               
            
            
                19.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Rushed to the vets with Marvin who had ( apparent )weakness and pain in his back legs, yowling in pain and dribbling wee. We thought he was gonna ☠️  he sat for the vet like an angel, got poked and prodded and only let out a tiny meow when the thermometer went up his bum. That drama queen has a UTI 🙄
               
            
            
                19.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Ellie is fucking A MA ZING !!!❤️❤️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #Strictly
               
            
            
                18.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Just to put this into perspective some of the judges gave that ploddy rugby guy just one point less than that Argentine tango #Strictly
               
            
            
                18.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            It’s called Strictly Come Dancing, not Strictly Come Lifting #Strictly
               
            
            
                18.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            No, sorry to scare. He is fighting fit. If I hadn’t seen his heart scans I wouldn’t believe there was anything wrong. He is certainly living his little life to the fullest. If anything the little devil will make my heart give out before his 😂🥰
               
            
            
                16.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Also, notice the stack of books that I placed there to deter him getting on the mantle have now become a perch / step for easier access to the upper shelf. I give up 😐
               
            
            
                13.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Spot the ornament that doesn’t belong 🙄🩵
               
            
            
                13.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                        
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Had to jiggle my dusky maidens around as Marvin was trying to use the bulky frame on the red dress lady as a step ladder 😐
               
            
            
                13.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            He’s doing great, you wouldn’t know there was anything wrong ( if I hadn’t seen the scans, I’d be lulled into a false sense of security) 🩵
               
            
            
                12.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Asleep but listening 🩵
               
            
            
                12.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            This years flu jab has made me feel a bit ropey, so a slow weekend of reading and relaxing is on the cards. Chicken and chips on the menu for tonight, and Strictly on the telly. Marvin is behaving ( for once ! ) not doing parkour round the room and I have a fresh bed to get into tonight 🍷💫💕🍂
               
            
            
                11.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x
               
            
            
                06.10.2025 10:14 — 👍 821    🔁 164    💬 19    📌 14                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Jilly Cooper has been a massive part of my reading life, I read all her books in my teens. At the  beginning of the year I had a wonderful time  reading them all again. The tv series Rivals was the best thing on telly in an age and I’m very sad to hear she has died. Rest In Peace Dame Jilly ❤️
               
            
            
                06.10.2025 11:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Antons hair is giving Kel out of Kath and Kim #Strictly
               
            
            
                04.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            I have friends with downs siblings, my best friends sister has special needs. I did work experience in a special needs school before I went into nursing, went on holidays etc and it was very nearly my career path, so my heart always bursts when I see one of those beautiful people smashing it ❤️
               
            
            
                04.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            This years not pro, pro has just shown their face 😂 #Strictly
               
            
            
                04.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Ellie made me cry too, and I’m not gonna lie, I welled up a bit at Ross ffs
               
            
            
                04.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0                      
            
         
    
         
        
            
        
                            
                    
                    
                                            I live in Norfolk and plan my walks around friendly cats and cups of tea. Avid Archers fan and keen reader. Not great at bios. NCFC #herGameToo Don't always reply to DMs.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                    
                    
                                            Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            39 year old who is kicking Heart failure ass in 2025! Be Kind Be nice And never ever stop Rocking!
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                    
                    
                                            The real me: Notts County, lidos, wild swimming, plus Nigel the cat & Skipper the kitten. Still an arty farty lefty. l paint a bit & my next exhibition starts 21st October at the Nottingham Society of Artists. Come & say hello!
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Beardy. Music, books, QPR, cats, a gnarly vehicle and a Shetland jumper.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            It was fine when I left it.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself." 
Wandering. Wondering. Freelancing. Often acquiring and editing SFFH for Angry Robot Books. Live in Edinburgh. Views my own and independent of my employers. Photos my own unless otherwise etc.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            50 Year old gulp Muppet...
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Glasgow based writer, musician, psychologist and mum of three. Owned by a Ginger Ninja lab and a gaggle of geese.
More here: 
https://lauren-lloyd.com/ 
#books #writer #Scottishwriter
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Trying my Best, Long suffering Leeds Utd Fan, Heidi Rosie and Eddie my world 🌍 
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Cats, small red Fiats, reading, knitting (not well), F1, orthopaedic engineering, pub quizzer, occasional hillclimb pit crew, hedgehogs #FBPE #TheArchers #Wordle
No DMs
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                    
                    
                                            I share news articles, photos, videos and memes that I find interesting. 26M 🇯🇲
                                     
                            
                            
                    
                    
                                            erroneous fool
hate-filled witch
the kind of human wreckage that you love 
cutiepiebunnymousestrawberrytart
🐇🐁🍓
she/her
🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                    
                    
                                            Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Liberal Democrat, Atheist, Unix/Linux Server Geek, Lover of animals, hermit (just my wife and I for the past 36 years).  Perl programmer.
Master of sarcasm.
If you have no posts, or are selling crypto or other crap, please don't bother following me.