banger tweet need fr
no :)
this is a very pawesome image i wanna eat it
😭 nevermind
its time for the ozempic idk the liver's gotta take one idk if E is affected by oz
my body is not sexually suggestive
[opens WaPo app]
[closes WaPo app]
isnt that diruetic? (idk the spelling) (i.e make you pee and dehydrated often) i think its estrogen AND not using it that contribute to shrinkage? idk
This Georgian protest movement to resist autocracy is giving me such life. A roman candle minigun is the best thing I've ever seen.
im too lazy to triple check if its real and my home router is out rn
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE ARTICLE UNTIL I OPENED TWITTER TO SEE THE EXACT SAME POST NO WAY THIS IS REAL 😭
i love holding real news in my hands
i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
All of the worst people seem to hate Bluesky.
moon and stars
on her mind
NO WE'RE EATING THE FRIED CHICKEN TONIGHT
i hate learning and growing
hi :3
if you gained thousands of followers because of a starter pack and aren't used to the clout, here are some tips to cope:
-go mad with power
-get canceled
-delete your account
We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
my first bluesky dm is an absolute banger
