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| he/him πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ, 30's, starving artist turned veteran grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast πŸˆβ€β¬› | arthropod appreciator πŸͺ² | funny skeleton collector πŸ’€ | πŸ’– MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social πŸ’– ✨ #GLLANGGANG ✨

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Hey so this is important. Amazon is removing ALL erotica and new queer books from its Amazon associates program, which seems to be a first step towards delisting these books a la itchio.

This includes my book, your books, and the books you like to buy.

This is bad news, and we can expect worse

17.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 629    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
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✷ Loyal ✷

18.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
1. CYRIOPAGOPUS
ALBOSTRIATUS
2. APHONOPELMA
CHALCODES

1. CYRIOPAGOPUS ALBOSTRIATUS 2. APHONOPELMA CHALCODES

got these tarantula adopts for $15 each if anyone is interested!! helps me out a TON cuz im still broke + overdrafted, tysm for boosting!

17.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need that as well, palak paneer is one of the greatest foods of all time

18.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œParty Size” bag of potato chips is now the size of a Regular Bag from 5 years ago

We have lost the technology to make big bags of chips. It is like the giant statues from The Lord of the Rings

18.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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please enjoy this mood elevating video clip

29.12.2024 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tsuchinyako real

18.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gordon! pacced men up ahead

18.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked it quite a bit but there's parts I would have cut because they didn't add to the plot much

18.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great cosplay! Yuna is such a cool character!

18.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(btw for anyone lurking in this thread I would like to state I'm not trying to demonize GLP-1 drugs since they do seem to work well for a lot of people.

just that, y'know, the idea that everyone should take it seems like a very bad idea.

also I am not a qualified medical worker, I'm just a nerd)

17.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's awful. I hope she can find something that works for her that doesn't just trade one set of problems for another (been there myself, it's terrible).

17.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman took a friend's Ozempic and her entire gut was cooked
YouTube video by Chubbyemu A woman took a friend's Ozempic and her entire gut was cooked

this has some good info: youtu.be/91WBBlGtNdg?...

17.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's a lot of other side effects as well, not just that one.

(I am not in medicine at all, I just had two family members start it and have to stop within a few months because it caused a lot of issues for them)

17.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Painting of an old man with white hair and a white beard praying over a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. a take on a particular painting every Lutheran grandma has in their home.

Painting of an old man with white hair and a white beard praying over a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. a take on a particular painting every Lutheran grandma has in their home.

give us this day our daily lump

17.03.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
A headline about evolution of land vertebrates saying β€œIt Started Out as a Fish. How Did It End Up Like This?” which a person on Tumblr turns into an epic β€œMr Brightside” parody.

A headline about evolution of land vertebrates saying β€œIt Started Out as a Fish. How Did It End Up Like This?” which a person on Tumblr turns into an epic β€œMr Brightside” parody.

15.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

15.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12723    πŸ” 2870    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 111
Aug 23, 2023
meteorherd
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime πŸ˜”

everybody, in a chain repeating until this day:
date her mom.

meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath.

the chain begins again: date her mom

Aug 23, 2023 meteorherd this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime πŸ˜” everybody, in a chain repeating until this day: date her mom. meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath. the chain begins again: date her mom

this post will be circulating long after i die

date her mom

17.02.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2482    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

breakfast at yiffanys

17.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chuffed.org/project/157281

β™₯️‼️ Another chance to help someone in Gaza.

17.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chuffed.org/project/omsham

They deserve a chance at life, too.

17.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! At this point, it is what it is.

I hope you can either get your art or get closure! Even if it's a trade, that's still effort you put in!

17.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(ik that it's very rare that that happens but why would anyone risk it if they don't need the drug)

17.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of my closest friends in the world are moving somewhere safer and less transphobic and have a place lined up, but the moving costs are higher than expected, anything you could share would be so helpful!

ko-fi.com/theleftistco...

17.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Young boy lying down, crying, with a cold compress on his forehead and someone's hand on his cheek.

Young boy lying down, crying, with a cold compress on his forehead and someone's hand on his cheek.

Hand holding two bags of blood, one red and one yellow, both in transparent packaging.

Hand holding two bags of blood, one red and one yellow, both in transparent packaging.

🚨 Urgent Appeal! 🚨
My son Ahmad has been in intensive care for 4 days πŸ’”
Today we gave him a unit of blood because he is very weak due to malnutrition 😒
We need $150 to buy his food and treatments quickly… I don’t want to lose him, please stand by my side
verified
chuffed.org/project/mahm...

17.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

hm not sure handing the potentially permanent gastroparesis juice to the entire population is a good idea

17.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this meme is basically true to the story thus far. Which is bananas. #RAM #Gaming #AI

17.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
vintage-style illustration of the pokemon ponyta prancing through a colorful psychedelic background of clouds and grass, with the year 2026 at the bottom right

vintage-style illustration of the pokemon ponyta prancing through a colorful psychedelic background of clouds and grass, with the year 2026 at the bottom right

happy new horse! 🐎

#art #pokemon

17.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No movement on this campaign in *an entire month* πŸš¨β€ΌοΈ

Taghreed is a mother caring both for her disabled daughter and her sick husband. She *urgently* needs support. Please help her if you can.

@mommunism.bsky.social
@pepsffk.bsky.social
@kr00bs.com

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gofund.me/6750d2bd

17.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A marker drawing of a robot shaped like a horseshoe crab zooming down a beach.  Below the drawing are two Copic markers.

A marker drawing of a robot shaped like a horseshoe crab zooming down a beach. Below the drawing are two Copic markers.

Today is Champion Crab Races Day.

Here's a horseshoe racing crab bot I drew for March of Robots several years ago:

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