Alexandra Jordan MD

stripped of any moral valence, pests, parasites and viruses are all really critical components of biology and ecology. they have economic and geopolitical correlates

as I've remarked before, cyberpunk isn't 'I glitch into the webframe and draw my katana', it's 'the life of a man working for a criminal syndicate in Myanmar who spends his days pretending to be different women online to steal from the elderly'

His patients usually feel better after seeing him, so we tend to get a LOT of food from them around Christmas.

He’s trained as sports medicine, but is in an orthopedics group, so basically does all of their non-operative orthopedics. So lots of joint injections, prescriptions for exercises / physical therapy.

There seems to be either an emerging pinworm or a circumferential suture going on in this logo- possibly both.

Either way, I know specialists who can get to the *cough* BOTTOM of the problem.

Gonna start rating AI logos by how likely I’d be to make a referral to a colorectal surgeon if I saw that IRL.

As someone who has to look at a LOT of nether orifices in my daily job this is accurate.

love how every ai logo seems to converge on "damaged rectum"

team ai hater includes Bong Joon Ho, Guillermo del Toro, Vince Gilligan, the Pope, and me

Back in my hometown my mom is this little old lady, but with quilts.

Although many things in the world suck, we have reached the season of Little Old Lady Patients bringing homemade baked goods into my husband’s office, and that is good.

Woke up this evening to a ginormous Ziploc baggie of homemade peanut brittle. Faith in the goodness of humanity restored!

This is how they dismantle Medicare without saying they’re dismantling Medicare.

Yaaas.

What (and I can’t emphasize this enough) the fuck?

😂😂😂

As @merovingians.bsky.social pointed out, they might be getting Arianism and Aryanism mixed up…

@pontifactspod.bsky.social -
Alert! 🚨 The White House is tryna bring Arianism back!

Awww, he’s just an angy lil guy…

I thought he only came once a year?

Coup de grâce would involve a Tibetan singing bowl falling on her head. (Although this would have to be at the end of a really big Kill Bill style fight sequence).

Ok- just read up a little bit more about her and her healthcare beliefs specifically. She’s terrible, too.

I think her scenario would probably involve Oprah tracking her to some isolated Himalayan monastery where she has assembled an army of warriors to defend her.

Wait I’ve spoken French for 30 years and am just learning that eggnog in French is called chicken milk?????

Is she bad enough to subject to The Greatest Sport fictional treatment? I’m not really familiar and her Wikipedia page looks… annoying at worst?

I… didn’t mean where you were at emotionally, but okay…

Oh wow, that’s amazing. See, I was envisioning an Inspector Javert chasing Jean Valjean thing, but this is even better.

Asked a patient if she knew where she was at as part of the orientation assessment, and she proceeded to give me the most detailed rundown of her current emotional state.

I’m imagining the Jenny McCarthy Amazon adventure having lots of visual references to Fitzcarraldo.

Actually maybe the Paris idea would slap. Would have to be set against the backdrop of the June Rebellion to work. (Which would be just going on in the background).

Idk if I’m 100% happy w the Dr Oz scenario I came up w. Maybe not exotic enough. Please feel free to post other, better ideas.

This could be serialized as she chases other odious people she platformed through exotic locales:

Jenny McCarthy: Hunted through the Amazon jungle.
Mehmet Oz: Pursued through the sewers, passageways, and catacombs of Paris.