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Michael Burns

@michaelburns.bsky.social

"philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy. https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns

5,896 Followers  |  462 Following  |  2,541 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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America's Holy War
YouTube video by Side Burns America's Holy War

in drake voice: "God's war, God's War God's War"

youtu.be/zkfTZEYZR58

06.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0
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someone tried to troll me in the stream chat yesterday and i responded by turning their troll into sweet, sweet music.

I present to you, "Trump Has The Penis."

05.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
America's Holy War
YouTube video by Side Burns America's Holy War

in drake voice: "God's war, God's War God's War"

youtu.be/zkfTZEYZR58

06.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

Cold as ice

05.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 66    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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New video soon.

05.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

double buttholes!

05.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what i was thinking tbh so good affirmation

05.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LA FRIENDS -

i'm about to go film a video outside somewhere . . . like a park? near some trees? with enough space to not force strangers to hear me talk?

any suggestions?

05.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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someone tried to troll me in the stream chat yesterday and i responded by turning their troll into sweet, sweet music.

I present to you, "Trump Has The Penis."

05.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

don't love it.

05.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did i end up singing a springsteen song on stream today?

who knows.

04.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025
YouTube video by Michael Burns we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025

PRE SHOW IS LIVE NOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_f...

04.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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michaelburnsnotice - Twitch talking about war and stuff and love and peace

i'll be on twitch today too for all the little weirdos

www.twitch.tv/michaelburns...

04.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Dark Money Behind Clavicular's Rise to Fame, The Clipper Economy, and Meta-Nihilism | Upswing #2 A conversation with Minh Tran

The latest from @ymriofficial.bsky.social : the Clavicular economy explained, with Minh Tran.

Not only is the gambling economy preying on young men in its own right, it is fueling an influencer economy that thrives on online nihilism

youngmenresearchinitiative.substack.com/p/the-dark-m...

04.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 9    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

bro how many No Kings days are we gonna have this year

04.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0
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we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025 YouTube video by Michael Burns

streaming today at 12pm PT

(and currently listening to midwest emo so lord knows what my mood is gonna be like today)

youtube.com/live/Zp_fZdp...

04.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'M BACK STREAMING TODAY AFTER LIKE 3 WEEKS OFF

anything you want me to talk about? articles you're thinking about? ideas you want to explore? topics you want me to rant about?

04.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

If you're seeing this, thank you for being around for our First Year!

We started on St. Patrick's Day

04.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Thanks dude

04.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow making fun of me for bad grammar without realizing my brain has been compromised by TWO non-alcoholic beers

04.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol

04.03.2026 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fair game

04.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy crap bookkeeping is insane. Accountants are wizards. They should be paid more that doctors.

04.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

never accuse me of lying about what i bring to the table

04.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
this sh*t is crazy
YouTube video by Michael Burns this sh*t is crazy

everyone on the internet is begging for a 41 year old with a cold to try and understand the philosophy of looksmaxxing

youtu.be/q4alSFx38Zg

04.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 31    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

lololol wow

04.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thanks for that. and same.

03.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fwiw - not meant passive aggressively, i didn't like our interaction as it felt unnecessarily condescending, but also you're a human person who seems to want good things for this world so I do genuinely hope for your happiness and apologies if it seemed like I was wishing that for you sarcastically.

03.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i did not see a joke.

03.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i don't know why guys like you are like this but i hope that you find the sort of happiness and self-love that leaves you in a position to just be normal to other humans on the internet.

03.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0