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Michael Burns

@michaelburns.bsky.social

person that makes philosophic and comedic content, deadhead, lake guy. https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns

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Latest posts by michaelburns.bsky.social on Bluesky

just thinking about all the 23 year old waitresses in LA who have told me that Moby tried to bang them.

07.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The shift from β€œart” to β€œcontent” really has been the tech industry’s greatest contribution to the downfall of humanity.

God I’m so relieved that we don’t have art anymore. We just have content and content distribution systems.

You know, like a trough for barnyard animals. Yum yum.

07.12.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

the underlying theme of my next video

07.12.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why Conservatives are Obsessed with God (Again)
YouTube video by Tom Nicholas Why Conservatives are Obsessed with God (Again)

excited, and nervous, to check this one out

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26i...

07.12.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going way too deep into the world of Christian MMA ministries for this next video

07.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i think they are wildly overestimating how many people will care about this.

07.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.

07.12.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3730    πŸ” 1015    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 35

well put!

06.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the tech bro ruining psychedelics
YouTube video by Side Burns the tech bro ruining psychedelics

the tech bros are making psychedelics lame now

youtu.be/dVq4yT9zO7o

06.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you get it

06.12.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had a parenting disagreement tonight over my decision to play "Move Bitch" (uncensored version) for my 2.5 year old.

06.12.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

on it, boss!

05.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so glad you found it!!

05.12.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Audiobook cover of Jenny Odell's "How to do nothing: Resisting the attention economy"

Audiobook cover of Jenny Odell's "How to do nothing: Resisting the attention economy"

#booksky #audiobook I checked amazing books this year, but "How to do nothing" by Jenny Odell resonated with me in a very different way. I loved it. Thanks to @michaelburns.bsky.social for the recommendation

05.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

is there any reason Netflix wouldn't try to acquire YouTube?

or can they not compete with Google/Alphabet and/or they would never let it go in the first place?

05.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Protest His Protest Song, or Why Jesse Welles Is Badβ€”And Bad for Us Plus an Interview with Willie Nelson

grateful to grayson for loading the chamber on a topic i have not had the patience to write about myself currincy.substack.com/p/i-protest-...

05.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9

Okay, I’ve seen enough.

The soul exists and many people have lost theirs or were born without one.

05.12.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s not just saving CBS, she’s saving democracy.

04.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

hey would love to have you come on my YouTube stream/podcast in the new year to talk about this when it launches!

04.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love to be disagreed with! especially on here! i just shoot reckless takes off.

04.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my shopping cart on pickyourbaby dot com

04.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a cool thing about our culture is we take people clearly having some sort of mental health crisis but then give them money to crash out publicly and then we make reaction content to their mental unraveling all while we get to be like "omg this is so crazy!" and then people make money off it.

04.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

also - dude is a god damn performer. if you have a chance to catch him live, please do.

04.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw Saba with a live band at a small venue last night and realized this is the ideal way to see live rap music.

04.12.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Architecture is, however, of all the arts that closest
constitutively to the economic, with which, in the form of commissions and land values, it has a virtually unmediated relationship.

Jameson

04.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is a cool normal guy and i'm glad he has so much power

04.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

holy crap yeah that's a different voice

04.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything is Ugly, but You're Still Beautiful // BURNS NOTICE DEC 3 YouTube video by Michael Burns

stream is happening and it won't be the same without you.

www.youtube.com/live/hnDbqu_...

03.12.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is great - watching right now.

03.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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