This is a lot more philosophy-heavy than I thought it would be and it's been a long time since I last read philosophy. I'm going to power through. Anyone wanna read it and we can chat about it? @zesmerelda.bsky.social Thanks to @michaelburns.bsky.social for recommending it in videos.
28.02.2026 22:27 β
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Filming a video about it next week!
28.02.2026 22:46 β
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AUSTIN ONE OF MY PATRONS HAS TWO FREE TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S SHOW IF YOU WANT THEM HIT ME UP AND I'LL HOLLER AT HIM
28.02.2026 21:57 β
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yeah i don't totally disagree
28.02.2026 21:10 β
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come to our event tonight if you're bored
28.02.2026 21:04 β
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YouTube video by Michael Burns
Incels Reinvented Nihilism.
the streets do not seem to want to hear a 41 year old man make sense of looksmaxxing and i am not mad at them for that.
youtu.be/q4alSFx38Zg
28.02.2026 20:53 β
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but maybe don't watch if you're coming to the show in Austin tonight as i might make one of the same jokes
28.02.2026 19:12 β
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new video - the boring nihilism of looksmaxxing | Michael Burns
Get more from Michael Burns on Patreon
putting out a new video on the same afternoon I'm frantically prepping for a live show in Texas? why not!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-vi...
28.02.2026 18:54 β
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Wouldn't want a little war to get in the way of a golf weekend.
28.02.2026 15:26 β
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28.02.2026 04:42 β
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There was some reporting today about my foreign policy positions, which surprised everyone⦠including me.
To clarify, hereβs where I stand:
28.02.2026 04:42 β
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I met someone
28.02.2026 01:35 β
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Michael Burns | Patreon
using philosophy to make sense of a non-sense world
true story - I'd love to hire someone to work full-time with me this year.
i'd also like to make some more expansive projects that involve documentary and interview and travel and stuff.
to do that I need to grow my Patreon by 50%
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
27.02.2026 18:49 β
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if you're in austin come to this show - do512.com/events/2026/...
27.02.2026 16:26 β
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tomorrow
If you see me in Austin and wanna go to this for free just come say hi and I got you
27.02.2026 16:25 β
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This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.
26.02.2026 23:07 β
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fuck
26.02.2026 23:14 β
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i hope it wasn't implied that . . . . brown people aren't allowed?
26.02.2026 19:05 β
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and if you're like me and you're wondering "but . . . will there be a bar?" but you also don't wanna be the guy that's always asking "will there be a bar" . . . .
THERE WILL BE A BAR.
with a philosopher bartender!
26.02.2026 18:26 β
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GAME ON
26.02.2026 17:58 β
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AUSTIN
somehow tickets are selling for this so grab yours now!
And if you wanna go real bad but youβre broke please hit me up and I can send you a secret code.
26.02.2026 17:40 β
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Hell yes! Iβll see you there if I donβt miss my flight.
26.02.2026 16:52 β
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finished filming video and now gonna try to sleep 6 hours before it's texas time
26.02.2026 08:14 β
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amen
26.02.2026 08:13 β
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halal chicago hot dogs for all
26.02.2026 01:21 β
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she legit crushed that (thanks for sharing a link)
26.02.2026 01:04 β
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i really think @katmabu.bsky.social is going to win.
and when she does i think i'm finally gonna have to just move to Chicago for good.
26.02.2026 01:03 β
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55% chance i have a full-on existential meltdown during this show if you wanna come see
events.ticketleap.com/tickets/hype...
25.02.2026 23:40 β
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sorry for not streaming today.
leaving for Texas tomorrow (BUY TICKETS IF YOU'RE IN AUSTIN PLZ) and behind on EVERYTHING after being sick for a couple of weeks.
trying to film something before i leave and my brain feels dead.
hopefully will do a "texas stream" on Friday to make it up.
25.02.2026 23:29 β
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Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.
25.02.2026 04:59 β
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