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Michael Burns

@michaelburns.bsky.social

"philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy. https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns

5,892 Followers  |  463 Following  |  2,534 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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did i end up singing a springsteen song on stream today?

who knows.

04.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025
YouTube video by Michael Burns we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025

PRE SHOW IS LIVE NOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_f...

04.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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michaelburnsnotice - Twitch talking about war and stuff and love and peace

i'll be on twitch today too for all the little weirdos

www.twitch.tv/michaelburns...

04.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Dark Money Behind Clavicular's Rise to Fame, The Clipper Economy, and Meta-Nihilism | Upswing #2 A conversation with Minh Tran

The latest from @ymriofficial.bsky.social : the Clavicular economy explained, with Minh Tran.

Not only is the gambling economy preying on young men in its own right, it is fueling an influencer economy that thrives on online nihilism

youngmenresearchinitiative.substack.com/p/the-dark-m...

04.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro how many No Kings days are we gonna have this year

04.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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we're in the WAR ROOM today // BURNS NOTICE // March 4th 2025 YouTube video by Michael Burns

streaming today at 12pm PT

(and currently listening to midwest emo so lord knows what my mood is gonna be like today)

youtube.com/live/Zp_fZdp...

04.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'M BACK STREAMING TODAY AFTER LIKE 3 WEEKS OFF

anything you want me to talk about? articles you're thinking about? ideas you want to explore? topics you want me to rant about?

04.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're seeing this, thank you for being around for our First Year!

We started on St. Patrick's Day

04.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Thanks dude

04.03.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow making fun of me for bad grammar without realizing my brain has been compromised by TWO non-alcoholic beers

04.03.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

04.03.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fair game

04.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap bookkeeping is insane. Accountants are wizards. They should be paid more that doctors.

04.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

never accuse me of lying about what i bring to the table

04.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
this sh*t is crazy
YouTube video by Michael Burns this sh*t is crazy

everyone on the internet is begging for a 41 year old with a cold to try and understand the philosophy of looksmaxxing

youtu.be/q4alSFx38Zg

04.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lololol wow

04.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks for that. and same.

03.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw - not meant passive aggressively, i didn't like our interaction as it felt unnecessarily condescending, but also you're a human person who seems to want good things for this world so I do genuinely hope for your happiness and apologies if it seemed like I was wishing that for you sarcastically.

03.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i did not see a joke.

03.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't know why guys like you are like this but i hope that you find the sort of happiness and self-love that leaves you in a position to just be normal to other humans on the internet.

03.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

then i imagine you're either a) a very big guy, or b) without friends or meaningful relationships.

03.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i truly hope you speak to people with such condescension in your real life as well.

03.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i respectfully do not think Charles Dickens was doing the same thing that Mark Zuckerberg is doing.

but clearly i am an idiot child so who knows?

03.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

thanks for that - I had never heard of tv ad breaks until this afternoon because I am a giant idiot with a baby brain incapable of critical thought.

03.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in my small sample size experience i really loved Austin, Texas and the people who live there.

03.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13 DAYS UNTIL THE ELECTION!

We need all hands on deck.

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1967    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9

(One class deep into the phenomenology of spirit) I love Hegel. I would die for Hegel

03.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

for sure - not an argument in favor of bans - just pointing out that the analogy here isn't as clean as we might want it to be.

03.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully, isn’t the difference that the content of most books wasnβ€˜t designed using the psychology of casinos to maximize attention and reactivity all while collecting sellable data and integrating sources of monetization?

03.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Public Thinking

This seems like a program some of my undergrad homies might be interested in applying for

www.publicthinking.thepointmag.com

02.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0