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Michael Burns

@michaelburns.bsky.social

"philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy. https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns

5,915 Followers  |  462 Following  |  2,565 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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reading newsletters on sunday seems like a thing that people would do.

08.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey thanks for sharing this - genuinely means a lot

09.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this!!

08.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn dude. Helpful stuff to hear. Thanks so much for sharing.

08.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parents please share your honest thoughts about what it’s like to have a second child. You can DM if you need to keep it private.

Thank you in advance for your candor.

08.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
this sh*t is crazy
YouTube video by Michael Burns this sh*t is crazy

happy sunday - happy time change - looksmaxxers need love too.

youtu.be/q4alSFx38Zg

08.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

08.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reading newsletters on sunday seems like a thing that people would do.

08.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
this sh*t is crazy
YouTube video by Michael Burns this sh*t is crazy

happy sunday - happy time change - looksmaxxers need love too.

youtu.be/q4alSFx38Zg

08.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions
YouTube video by Lily Alexandre Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

@lily-is.online spot on like usual!! Check out lily’s newest video ⬇️

youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc?...

07.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No but I see the vision and want to see it for that reason

07.03.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to abolish the Kennedys and get a new first Irish American family

07.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone can guess who we can be best friends

07.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said too much

07.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once y’all check this out please lemme know what sorta stuff you want me to talk about in the future

07.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to announce I have a new celebrity crush.

Please hold your questions at this time so my family and friends can adjust to this new reality.

07.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
burns notes: issue #1 | Michael Burns Get more from Michael Burns on Patreon

holy shit did I black out and write a newsletter?

www.patreon.com/posts/152419...

06.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

helpful - thank you!

06.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is there such thing as high speed internet that you can get via some sort of mobile 5G router that doesn't need a wired connection?

06.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for enabling my insanity

06.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a true masterpiece. #artsylittlefreaks #weirdlittlefreaks

06.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

KONY 2026

06.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks for enabling the chaos Mike

06.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
EVERYONE STOP BEING SO F*CKING WEIRD (a musical number)
YouTube video by Side Burns EVERYONE STOP BEING SO F*CKING WEIRD (a musical number)

full musical number from this week's stream.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7g3...

06.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Important addition to my initial thesis

06.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh damn good call

06.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In this essay I’ll argue that Paul Thomas Anderson’s There Will Be Blood and Licorice Pizza can be read together as marking the beginning and the end of the golden age of American petro-capitalism

06.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

literally never miss a michael burns video 🫑

06.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
America's Holy War
YouTube video by Side Burns America's Holy War

watch this one so i can get sponsors on Side Burns and worry less about sponsors on Main Burns

youtu.be/zkfTZEYZR58

06.03.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
America's Holy War
YouTube video by Side Burns America's Holy War

in drake voice: "God's war, God's War God's War"

youtu.be/zkfTZEYZR58

06.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0