Zack Ashen

I’ll DM you, but only because you said you like my music.

Maybe... but that’s a conversation for another time.

Nothing wrong with seeing the good in things. Just don’t get too caught up in the whole cosmic fate thing. But yeah, good timing can be its own kind of luck.

Universe, huh? Sounds like something out of a movie. Or maybe just good timing. Or, I don’t know, a guy just doing his thing. Whatever works.

Looks great! Been wanting to try this for a while, but, for some reason, I’ve been weirdly nervous about it. Thanks for showing up and being unapologetically you.

Don’t get too hopeful. I’ll be back in full rot mode by sundown.🪦

Bruh. Didn’t know organizing your underwear drawer was a life-changing event. 💀

🪦

Late to the trend, but I’m fully committing to bed rotting today. #RiseAndRot

Close-up selfie of a man with spiked dark hair, a beard, a nose ring, and ear rings. He is wearing a flannel shirt draped over his shoulders and standing on a nature trail surrounded by lush greenery. His smile contrasts with the cloudy, cool weather in the background, adding a relaxed and confident vibe to the scene.

These trails near my place do the trick—cloudy skies, cool air, and just enough space to outrun the voices in my head. Or at least tire them out.

Alright, alright. But seriously, Greg, stop being weird about it—or I’m writing songs about you.

Exactly. No one wants to hear me talk about ‘finding myself’ for two hours.

Got it. But if you keep gushing, I’m scrapping the whole thing and starting a podcast.

I’m working on a SoundCloud. Slow progress, but it’s happening.

Thanks. I guess it’s doing its job if it makes people run faster.

Appreciate it. But if you tell me it’s 'life-changing,' I’m muting you.

Low energy, high chaos. That’s the vibe today.

It’s 3 a.m. and my brain just started a mosh pit. Pretty on-brand, honestly.

Alright, alright, I’m really getting out of bed now. Time to hit the gym and 'grind'—because apparently, endless self-improvement doesn’t happen while lying down.

Nothing hits harder than those 4 perfect bars on repeat.

Good, because it’s super easy to unfollow people here. No pressure or anything, but I’ll be expecting a full report.

Yeah, that sounds about right. Life’s pretty good at keeping people from checking out my music. Guess that’s just how it goes, huh?

Ha, yeah, ‘off-brand NPC’ was a classic. Honestly, that guy deserved it. But hey, you were cool—one of the few people I didn’t want to throw a drink at. Guess that’s saying something, right?

Le Passeur… right. Yeah, I remember now. Guess I didn’t leave much of an impression, huh?

Yeah, I bartend. Why, do I owe you money or something?

Thanks so much!

Cool thanks! I’m just getting started over here and having fun checking everything out!

Thank you!

Thank you!

First follower is a Jesus freak. 😂 Bluesky said, ‘Here’s your exorcism starter pack.’ Guess leaning into the dark-sided vibes is paying off!