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you know im the fun auntie cuz I just found a nerf dart in my purse

writer google sesh of the night including: kombu green, festering bite wound, daffodils in vermont, bite wound infection progression, dregs synonym

happy bday to the shears twins you are my favorites ever

the lion concerns himself with everything. the lion has generalized anxiety disorder

ethically questionable, creatively masked hashtags on tumblr HATE to see me coming at 11pm on a Monday

Individuals I thought were the same person as a kid:
-Nicholas Sparks and Nicholas Cage (very confusing)
-Kristen Chenoweth and Kristen Bell

jill vertes was so ahead of her time with that ragebaiting

watching edits of the hylands (dance moms) has me very emotional rn

this Phan news has given me a new lease on life

girl set her rant texts to music and called it a day

taylor swift’s music now is not even on par with a 6th grade notesapp insta poetry account

The answer to "there's too much sex in tv and movies" is "please list examples so I may review them"

and if your fav genre is horror? also a slut

listening to metal does make u a slut btw

not my day

The stash of someone who cleans bathrooms

can no longer listen to My Hero without a montage playing in my head of all those sad videos and edits of Dave Grohl people put out during /that/ time

how desensitized have we become ladies

ngl its a bit unsettling that i find mself choosing to fall asleep to Serial Killers that Are Still on the Loose Today by Chilling Scares on yt

More like 24k gold laboobies amiright

and now I’m watching trevor moore edits

ps I’m ovulating soon

just purchased punk 57 after it’s been on my list for like 5 years and I’m about to be so annoying about it

the bisexual urge to run up that hill and make a deal with god

monobloc chairs 🤝 crabs

only jackass stunt I cannot watch is the papercut one johnny you went too far with that one fr