Marty 🌈🎵🦦 Lars vs Napster

come slam me please!!

I want those titties.

and by the way he can't suck my dick. he's ugly.

since every conservative accusation is a confession, I know that the degenerates, the predators, and the evil ones are not lgbtq. They're Republicunts.

whoa wait a minute. you make it sound like eating a giant dick is a bad thing.

he thinks so because they're full of brown people.

wow no fucking shit

he didn't write that. there's too many thousand dollar words. he only knows 10 cent words. Nosferatu wrote that.

I would change the last one to "so go to hell for Satan's sake."

these are the same ones that Koko the gorilla a c e d with s i g n language

he doesn't.

I don't know what you think other people speaking up would actually accomplish. Maybe give you a warm fuzzy? We know he's brain dead. Let's just mock him into the grave. He's never going to change.

(falls for trap)

suddenly I'm over-consumed by the wish for violence on all of these racist people.

that's right. keep carrying on about the orange shitgibbon even though he's a vegetable now and all this speculation is out of date. I used to respect you, but now I see you are also trying to maintain your narrative through all of this.

give me those titties RRRRRRAAAARRRRRR!!!! SNAP!!! BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

it's probably kisunla and he's suffered the biggest side effect: a brain hemorrhage. it is very much a weekend at Bernie's situation at this point. all the stuff ascribing actions to him now are out of date, because he's now a vegetable.

every time I see that picture I want to punch those goddamn teeth out.

which would you rather have? your choices are a fake gold cross or hair that has been "washed" with Wesson oil.

his brain is dead. he had a brain hemorrhage from the k i s u n l a injections. he's gone. weekend at Bernie's.

dementia word salad

give me that titty RRRRRRAAAARRRRRR!!!! SNAP!! BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! (sucking hard even though nothing will come out)

Monochromatism + B&W photo + my abuelita wailing on me with The Shoe if I ever even alluded to anyone's heritage. you could say I'm trained not to notice whether somebody is "of colour".

I didn't notice she had any color.

I'm going to blame you until you realise that the goddamn election was stolen.

I would be very tempted to just simply grab a fistful of that hair and yank as hard as I possibly could.

last Christmas I gave you my heart.
the very next day you gave it away.
damn bitch.

I wonder if it's wrong for me to wish violence on her. just wishing, knowing that my wishing won't make it so. the basic idea is that if turnabout is fair play then it might be argued that she deserves some sort of violence.

the problem here is that it's too close to the truth to be funny.