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I love that after a first date “I’ll text you” means “I will never talk to you again”

I’ve been making a lot of excuses to not get fit again but one tactic that works with me (for better or worse) is shame so announcing I’m going to work out consistently again

negative probably

solo day trip

plotting my enemies downfall (journaling and going on a hike)

“reactonaries”

i’m such a “let’s see if there’s snow on the mountains” basic bitch

yep

finding the good grocery sale by your house takes so much trial and error but it’s so rewarding. yeah I’m pushing 40

nice

you ever just sit on your couch?

shared custody of the dog post-divorce. many such cases. why are they My Type?

he must’ve blocked all your followers too lol

anyone else getting A LOT more spam texts?

writing a letter to my old friends who are becoming reactonaries and it’s just a package that opens into a jack in the box with a note that reads “wtf man?”

I live down the street from a polish restaurant so two Chicagoans going to it and getting this many pierogis is normal and allowed

tiktok was down for so little time that i didn’t even open this app once during that time

I had two scenarios happen to me today that could be seinfeld/curb plots but if I posted about them I’d be self-doxxing

never told bsky this but they banned me from tinder (and thus hinge and all other match dot com properties) probably bc i had “free palestine” in bio. this app has a 🦋 as its logo so I’m about to “come my baby come come my baby you’re my butterfly sugar baby” my way into someone’s dm

proof of life, not my dog/hotspring vista/fire sky/glendale

have neglected this account so time for me to spread personal dezinformatsiya: I am not marked safe from the fires, I was looting in the palisades, I was looting in Altadena, my apartment has power right now, I am not a sweetie pie

the more I stare at this list I think what I was going for was “at-bat music” which is so ludicrous

a woman said “you alright?” as she exited the bathroom I was about to walk into

I am in England

one viaje corto on the taxi fantasma would fix me

we can discuss why you blocked me over dinner, babe

what do i have to do for taylor lorenz to also block me on here

I’m doing this

this is the only thing I’ve been up to

i sent you my personalized plate that’s a message directly to you babe, please respond