Bryan Biermann

If (IF) this is true, you just know his parents at some point pulled out the “look you little shit, we could have aborted you.”

@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Any recommendations?

Do SAAS salespeople understand how bizarre it is for an existing customer to receive an email saying (paraphrasing) “you can make our product more secure by paying $x extra!”

Do you live in my town too?

The Christmas tree at Rockefeller at night with clouds obscuring the top of the center

NYC during the holidays is pretty neat.

In an Uber heading to the airport, in the usual morning rush hour traffic. About halfway there and the elderly driver asks if it’s ok to put in some music. “Sure, whatever you like to drive to”

He proceeds to put on EDM/techno.

Wtf 🤣

Full belly, 2nd old fashioned, looking for people to follow.

It was fun

“I’m already driving the ugliest piece of shit on the road, how can I be even more of a distraction?”

I remember live-tweeting the shows I worked on before a certain company discovered it. Then I got a notification from the PR dept saying “we encourage you to show your unique voice, but we’ll fucking fire you if we don’t like it” (paraphrasing).

It feels like that before time.

I have so many questions.

So… oatmeal..?

Watching Yachtly Crew perform Margaritaville sitting in a Tommy Bahama chair at the Burbank Starlight Bowl. I think I’ve hit peak whiteness.

Weird shit you find along trails in the LA hills.

Cause/effect, dipshit.

Getting quite the 2007 Tw***er vibe here. Kinda cool.