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17.01.2026 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion
Would rather feel it grow between my lips π€€
17.01.2026 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Am I that obvious? π
15.01.2026 12:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have nothing respectful to say so I'll leave it at this π€€
14.01.2026 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm tempted to throw the match just to find out π€€
04.01.2026 10:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What's the forfeit for the loser? π€
04.01.2026 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
02.01.2026 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're just starting as you mean to go on π
01.01.2026 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, now I'm drooling - hope you're happy π
27.12.2025 10:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forget Santa, I want to sit on *your* lap π₯΅
22.12.2025 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All I want for Christmas....
21.12.2025 14:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My throat is ready and waiting π
18.12.2025 12:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck, you're a genius too π€€
14.12.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of
14.12.2025 16:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh so that's what heaven looks like!
13.12.2025 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯΅
11.12.2025 12:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow - so fucking hot π€€
09.11.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suddenly I'm a Beyblade
09.11.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back π
09.11.2025 14:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does that make me a brick layer?
02.11.2025 11:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I certainly need rooting
06.10.2025 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me π
28.09.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Want? It's more of a need π€€
28.09.2025 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯΅π₯΅
28.09.2025 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can help with that π
26.09.2025 11:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn Daddy's got wood π₯΅
26.09.2025 11:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me next? π
26.09.2025 10:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And why do I get a push notification every time someone posts one? π₯²
20.09.2025 08:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least
10.09.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have so much in common - I like them a lot too π
07.09.2025 09:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Until I'm overflowing π€€
03.09.2025 16:30 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0