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@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social

The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion

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Latest posts by lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social on Bluesky

Would rather feel it grow between my lips 🀀

17.01.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I that obvious? 😜

15.01.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have nothing respectful to say so I'll leave it at this 🀀

14.01.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tempted to throw the match just to find out 🀀

04.01.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the forfeit for the loser? 🀞

04.01.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

02.01.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're just starting as you mean to go on πŸ‘

01.01.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, now I'm drooling - hope you're happy 😜

27.12.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget Santa, I want to sit on *your* lap πŸ₯΅

22.12.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas....

21.12.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My throat is ready and waiting 😈

18.12.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, you're a genius too 🀀

14.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of

14.12.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so that's what heaven looks like!

13.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅

11.12.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow - so fucking hot 🀀

09.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly I'm a Beyblade

09.11.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back πŸ’–

09.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does that make me a brick layer?

02.11.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly need rooting

06.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me 😜

28.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Want? It's more of a need 🀀

28.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

28.09.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can help with that 😜

26.09.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn Daddy's got wood πŸ₯΅

26.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me next? πŸ˜‡

26.09.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And why do I get a push notification every time someone posts one? πŸ₯²

20.09.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least

10.09.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have so much in common - I like them a lot too πŸ˜‰

07.09.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Until I'm overflowing 🀀

03.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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