just a lil’ guy

oh i’d love that

i think this frame deserves a spotlight tbh

good night divas xo 💋

I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES

if someone doesn’t cancel their ticket for tomorrow night EXPEDITIOUSLY i’m going to start crying

completely agree! and i’m so down for slashers AND shark movies, but it still fell kinda flat i’m disappointed. but Jai rules

this is good! unfortunately lands a little shy of great (the execution doesn’t quite reach the heights of the great concept — surprising given Sean Byrne’s excellent previous work). Harrison and Heuston are good enough, Jai Courtney riiiiiips. not enough sharks tbh.

i met a squirrel in the park btw

ok yum

what a fascinating choice

what are the best road trip snacks? (i’ll be in the car for like 6 hours on Friday and Sunday)

it’s ok big guy you just sit down and catch your breath, you’ve done enough

probably out of breath, yeah?

currently #devastated that i can’t see Weapons this weekend (out of town, which yay!) and Thursday’s showings are sold out 🥲

good night i hope you all dream about chasing rabbits and getting treats and playing fetch

this could actually happen

thanks but that’s too much pressure. second in charge sounds nice though

aren’t they all

i think so!

i’d do so well in a cult

bro seriously… i need it rubbed so bad..

i’ve never been this big before, bro. can you just rub it a little for me?

a rundown of our film club movies for the month! i had already seen (and loved) Crouching Tiger and Oldboy. Past Lives was a total revelation — loovvvvvved it. all good!

had my Philly bestie over for dinner (lemon pasta w/ blanched broccoli) and a movie (Past Lives) last night and i also baked him a little mini cake for his belated birthday — i love her.

update: i bread him

apparently when you’re hot enough!!

‪i’m just sitting over here like 😧 that man really said “get to it f a g” and i said sure no problem‬

i have a line in my Grindr profile that’s something like “i bake a lot. please take some bc my freezer can’t take any more” and some guy just messaged me:

“Do you bake banana bread?”
“i have! it’s been a while”
“Bake me some bro”

…and now i’m baking him banana bread tomorrow.

you scare me though [yes]