@justinalex.bsky.social
baking | horror | thirst
caught up on some classic cinema today. some very weird racist garbage from the pair from the 30s, but both of them (esp. Rue Morgue) are genuinely creepy and effective. Tarantula is sort of fun, but it pales in comparison to THEM!, a similar giant ant flick that’s 10x better.
06.12.2025 21:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i’m so grateful God gave me four holes
06.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1don’t pmo…
06.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0egregious. this is a criminal offense.
06.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0i just gave it a little listen/watch and i’m so sorry but that’s a hard no for me
06.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0even as a katy perry hater i still can’t cosign this
06.12.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at least 40 versions are better than the Glee slop recording
06.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was a little fun in the moment but it is nothing but Stupid Nonsense at its core
06.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nah
06.12.2025 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you honestly think any Glee Cast Version is better than the original song… 😒🫥
06.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0angel!
06.12.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i get to see my family dog in one week!!!! (and also the rest of my family i guess.) anyway send me pictures and videos of your pets to tide me over 🥹
06.12.2025 13:41 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0i got a little too high i’m gonna watch The Martian
06.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0i think a fridge should always have 70 Diet Cokes (minimum) and like 3 Dr. Peppers
06.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0just realized the Heated Rivalry finale will be on Christmas night. thank you, Gay Santa
05.12.2025 18:16 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0?
05.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ok enough time has passed, Heated Rivalry is the greatest show of all time
05.12.2025 15:25 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0wow that was PERFECT. nailed over half the book in one episode holy shit
05.12.2025 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scott and Kip 🙂↕️🫠
05.12.2025 05:18 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I really need a fat boy" - guy who's three cheeseburgers away from qualifying
04.12.2025 13:48 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0cyber monday
giving tuesday
show me your weenie wednesday
honestly kinda
03.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
any guesses about our film club theme this month?
03.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
lmao holy shit. i’ve never seen such an insane Best Picture lineup, stone cold perfect classics all around
03.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:(
03.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ok now do a silly one
03.12.2025 14:24 — 👍 177 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0pressed play on a horror podcast about The Sentinel and turned it off after 2 minutes [neither host liked it and i won’t listen to bad opinions]
03.12.2025 12:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i bought little nipple pumpers so my tits can be extra perky 😁 but they don’t fit around my piercings 😔🔫
03.12.2025 01:55 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
finished this and now i know what happens, so BE NICE TO ME or i will be petty and spoil everything for you 💕
[my spoiler-free review is: hot, good, yay!]
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02.12.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
