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@mantisandskulls.bsky.social

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So safe the likkle Jackahuahua female I fostered when she was pregnant had her puppies on my bed...
It was one of the highlights of the last few years.
Her former owner eventually surrendered her to me for keeps...

24.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that the blue one was rather nice on you...

10.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've finally figured out what I want to be for Halloween...
Pissed !

19.09.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stupid question of the day...

How the hell do you rejoin the dating game after a 23yr relationship ends (with 100% faithfulness on both sides)?

30.05.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So,
How do you know when your small talk game is piss poor?
When your taxi driver turns his radio up while you're talking to him...

14.05.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning... x

08.05.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That feeling when your 23year relationship comes to an abrupt end...

I feel like I've been turned inside out...

05.05.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely like this...

11.03.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neighbour: I saw a picture of you, online, in a kilt. Damn you were handsome when you were younger.
Me: So you're saying I'm not now?
Neighbour:
Me:
Neighbour:

Day ruined (sighs)...

28.02.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lovely table for two booked for me and the Missus tonight, but she's not happy about it...
She doesn't have her own cue!

14.02.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was recently awarded a black belt for pussy eating...
I'm a tongue - fu master!

08.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me cupping one of my wife's boob's...
My Wife: Don't say it!
Me: I feel a right tit today...

03.02.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope your day went well and that you feel better in the morning.

30.01.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I use it infrequently but it's definitely a word that seems to have gone by the wayside...

30.01.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Mrs: What would you like?
Me: A big wet sloppy kiss and a pair of boob's in my face!
My Mrs: .... Tea or coffee....

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.12.2024 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My first post...
One of my tarantulas has sadly passed away 😭
I had it from a tiny sling to a mature adult male...
It was a Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus Pentaloris).
πŸŒˆπŸ•·πŸ•ΈπŸŒˆ

07.12.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope your day got better...

26.11.2024 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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