Sam Swift 🏎️🎧🦊

Sam Swift 🏎️🎧🦊

@safesecs.bsky.social

Cybers. DJish. Conwife. Nephophile. F1 Diva. Opinion Owner. Karaoke Disaster. ChiefDataSnarkist. She/Her/Bird. BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️‍⚧️Ally.

980 Followers 594 Following 87 Posts Joined Jun 2023
10 months ago
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BSides Leeds 2025 BSides Leeds 2025: A wicked gathering of cybersecurity enthusiasts in the heart of Leeds, showcasing the latest hacks and tech tricks!

A message from our keynote 🤗 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social 🤗 about why you shouldn't miss BSides Leeds!

We will be announcing our full schedule very soon, but tickets are now live for BSides Leeds -

Go Go Go!

www.eventbrite.com/e/1323906332...

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11 months ago

Whatever you think the plan is, it is almost certainly stupider.

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1 year ago
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“Business travel must be so glamorous…”

Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.

FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.

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1 year ago
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Even moar white hat ballers

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Moar white hat ballers

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White Hat Ballers 💕

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1 year ago

Nope, the Eve bit was key

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1 year ago

Friday Eve 🎉

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1 year ago

I bloody KNEW he was in carbonite 🤣

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1 year ago

Happy Friday (also, white hat ball) Eve, frenz! How’s your week going?

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1 year ago

OMG both are amazing.

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1 year ago

Surprise yoga!

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1 year ago
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Week two of my fabulous new job at @vaultree.bsky.social is in glorious full swing. Lots of reading and meeting with incredible people are afoot!

I set up our Bluesky account on Friday, and I’d love it if you’d give us a follow please thank you yes 😊

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Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness.

#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth

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1 year ago
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A new year and new problems - Cyber Protection Magazine we discuss how China strategically infiltrated technology systems in the US and other countries as a geopolitical message rather than attacks. He discusses the challenges of securing complex, intercon...

I sit down with Lou Covey, veteran cyber security journalist and we talk 2025. China's relentless assault on the USA is perhaps not what you think it is - Cyber war may just be cyber politics by other means.

You see what I did there.

cyberprotection-magazine.com/a-new-year-a...

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1 year ago

Some of you have been busy scheming what bottoms I'll be wearing on this run.

Some of you awesomes have been very busy making it happen. £300 in 3 days - just another £700 in 5 days to go before @nikkic360.bsky.social chooses what bottoms I wear on this run too 😬

www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5

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1 year ago

Nah, complaints desk’s Dad went to the shop and fixed the travesty.

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The wrong was righted.

#Boursin #Boursins #NotSansBousin

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1 year ago

just a reminder:

it’s okay if you get overwhelmed today.

there’s a lot going on: noise, people, emotions. demands for your attention/energy.

so take a few minutes. find a quiet space to catch your breath. check your phone. do a quick reset.

you’re doing great. hang in there.

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36 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell was dispatched to investigate a prank call. He ended up saving countless lives at Nakatomi Plaza.

Today, we remember and honor his bravery.

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1 year ago

This totally my new aesthetic until something better presents itself.

Which might mean this is my forever aesthetic tbh.

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Side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest to Bluesky to post about side questing.

Change the damn duvet cover, Sam!

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I’m calling the police

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I swear to sky fairies Goldie Lookin Chain made up songs to play me as I was wrapping presents.

Ngl the John Lewis Christmas ascent was a lot. Then I thought we’d peaked at an Alex Jones backing track.

But no.

And none of my friends are online to verify

#MikeBallsFeverDreams #GLC #Halp

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1 year ago

Thanks gorgeous @coleen.top 💕💕💕

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1 year ago
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Asma al-Assad has not filed for divorce from Bashar al-Assad, says Kremlin Following reports in Turkish media, a Kremlin spokesman denies Asma al-Assad wants to divorce her husband and leave Russia.

In this year’s Hans Gruber awards nominations: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#FlyLikeABird

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I know we’re all excited for the Gavin and Stacey finale but why the hell didn’t we also get the live stream of the Baby Reindeer court case for Christmas?

I’m not up for waiting another year, ffs.

Snet form my ipron

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