grungebob implants

honestly had no idea lily allen could get me back but west end girl is so personal and focused. i’m really impressed!

good morning i’m thinking abt “good morning good morning in the news this morning good morning” this morning

people are out here getting addicted to the trolley problem

sooooooooooooo what should i have for dinner??

everyone on twitter thinks trump is dead and i can’t go to sleep because what if i’m not online when they confirm it!

oh ashley is going to get talked to by production 😭 #bb27

my subway takes hot take would be “i don’t like your blazer”

oh i’ve seen the gay-asp clip … like they have never respected him

it’s just homophobia and we’re just going to watch it happen — mickey and morgan couldn’t even look at him when they told him, let alone a chance to defend himself

oh mickey is nasty work … and bad at this game at that. bad taste in my mouth omg #bb27

if i could get on a stage and do my dream roles it would be Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary! or Martha in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf which is a very draggy role. Violet in August Osage County too.

i was spoiled by being a taylor hale stan during bb24. watching her ascent was truly exhilarating, i have never seen my week 1 fav go to the end before — if/when jimmy, rachel, ashley and ava get out i will fall off because i hate all these other people 🙂‍↕️ #bb27

the rhonyssance is soon to be upon us … something has shifted

i had a dream nicki minaj turned into blonde goku and flew around the room and it was literally sooooooo scary. i couldn’t look too long. it was like looking at an image of god

chappell roan in the subway video

rewatched no country for old men last night (amazing) and then had a dream i was being held captive by a crazy person only to be shot and killed by the neighbor when i escaped and stepped onto his property (not fun)

got suspended from twitter for seven days for tweeting this which i guess isn’t a very funny joke but the sentiment stands. anyway hi

just logging on to say pink guitar still hits

if you’re posting your spotify wrapped and your number one artist is taylor swift don’t worry we could already tell

need to write an essay about how much of a queen hannibal lecter is

“kid on the moon … i always liked that .. scene” my mother just now as the dreamworks logo played before a movie

i can’t tweet for seven days bc i said “donald trump should kill elon musk with a hammer” 🙄

so excited for the conan oscars … the last year i was actively excited about the host was honestly 2009

what does lucky blue smith even do for work? bottom?