jico suave

it turns out i have an Unfortunate Amount to say about this topic, im writing a full pick-list now lmao

second pick is “IMDABES” - a masterclass in early virality in the classic “group of bored friends having fun” genre. infinitely quotable, perfectly stupid editing, genuinely hilarious wordplay. my fingers are in da sky because i know that it is da bes

first pick is no question gary brolsma’s “numa numa” video. critical gem of the pre-YouTube newgrounds era. looking back i hate that it’s virality was entirely predicated on making fun of him bc to 11 y/o me he was Very Sincerely awesome and hilarious. dragostea din tei still goes hard also

okay but “viral video criterion closet” IS kind of a banger concept

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

feels like nobody’s even trying to keep roku city weird anymore

(interesting, epic, beautiful)

a screenshot of a search result from a website called "mantelligence" entitled "351 Latin Quotes, Sayings and Phrases (Interesting, Epic, Beautiful)" - "Latin quotes are ideal for those seeking to inject cleverness, intellect, and refinement into their discussions. The ancient Romans were famous for their wisdom, eloquence, and erudition. Therefore, integrating Latin expressions into your talks can establish a lasting, cultured impression. If you're aiming..." [the preview cuts off here]

the ai that wrote this article: hey guys have you ever heard of the rule of threes?? its about how many synonyms you should use in each sentence

Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre. Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."

average bluesky poster

anyway happy almost second anniversary to this post. oops @ me still spending this much time on isaac

true inner peace is getting into isaac online only to haunt lobbies as the lost (no keyboard; only communicate in “spin around” and “cry”)

It’s time.

much is made of mamdani's digital strategy, but all of that Posting went to proving that he lived in the real world, appealing to real people about real issues. this dynamic is something to watch as GOP (and center libs tbh) drift into the Posting ether of the X filter bubble

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

That wokeness you like is coming back in style

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I also. cannot look away

On Episode 2 of My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's and it is the most twice-chewed nice-guy-author’s-grievance-tour light novel slop, every scene is talking and nobody Does anything. the narrative is in a genre trope collect-a-thon to hijack your mirror neurons. isekai cocomelon

I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka

my cat, luxuriating belly up in the morning sun

he’s little!

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale

CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak

BRAK O LANTERN

king of the hill: tactics

I wonder if the person who wore the goth kimono in 19th century Japan got roasted like I did in middle school when I tried wearing a spiderweb bowling shirt to school

Slayers // Banpresto // PC-98

Slayers // Banpresto // PC-98