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Damin Toell

@damin.bsky.social

a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed

1,250 Followers  |  620 Following  |  596 Posts  |  Joined: 31.05.2023  |  2.4442

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a man with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a black tank top . ALT: a man with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a black tank top .

My face ends up in a lot of places

06.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Network Guy / Ryan probably

06.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omfg who put my face on that

06.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

🀭

04.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who, me? Never.

04.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy's good

28.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, I made the screenshot

28.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this mf spittin'

28.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey that guy’s good

22.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Acerbic?? Screw you!!!

22.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@damin.bsky.social is on bluesky. he's very funny if acerbic at times.

22.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡

22.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo”

04.01.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come on

04.01.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol climate is over!!

04.01.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit how did I never see this before :(

31.12.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???

24.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

24.12.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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threads.com/@gideonkendall
@damin.bsky.social

24.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Check the alt text out on this.....lolllll

24.12.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

These things are funnier in everyone’s imaginations, I promise you.

24.12.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live shot (but no mayo in the nog)

24.12.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡

24.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, Merry Christmas mr pussy

24.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many such cases

23.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paging @damin.bsky.social. Would Damin please pick up the white courtesy phone?

22.12.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.

21.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1225    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Pls, I can’t handle birdwatching discourse anymore, disc horse

21.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao if they had a follower of Damien Toell moderation list I would be it's queen

10.12.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt he’ll see this so I’ll just say out loud that I don’t even like him lol

10.12.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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