Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)

Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)

@tapiocapearl13.bsky.social

Not sure if we will survive another Trump administration. #Resist If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth. My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon. No DMs unless we have a rapport.

5,663 Followers 5,490 Following 931 Posts Joined Nov 2023
7 months ago

My fucking coworker spent "3 hours" (not really - he spent an hour and fucked off for 2) looking at real properties owned by one individual and wasted half that time looking at properties sold by that individual going back to 2005. Nobody fucking cares about a house he sold in 2005. Idiot.

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8 months ago

Ooooh, that is a subreddit I didn't follow...until now!

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8 months ago

My coworker called in sick today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8 months ago

My idiot fucking coworker gave out his company amex cc number to "quickbooks" only to realize it's a scam. Now we all have to get new amex cards because he is a fucking moron.

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8 months ago

When you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when dominates and fucks you.

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8 months ago

You guys. I get it now. The "golden era" of another trump administration is the color of missiles being dropped, that's all.

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8 months ago

All the MAGAts screaming, “I voted for this!” are enlisting to be on the front lines of the war with Iran, right? Right?

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9 months ago

Just another day really. Nothing in particular.

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9 months ago

Another day, another day of embarrassment for the United States. Not sure how we will make in another 3 and 1/2 years of this shit.

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9 months ago

I stand with US Senator Alex Padilla.

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9 months ago

Apparently, the co-worker is mad at me and won't speak to me because I had to ask him to make sure he flushed the toilet because I kept finding his shit in the toilet. Yep. A toilet bowl of his shit.

Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.

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9 months ago

Apparently if you tell Josh Hawley to eat a dick on twitter, you get your account suspended. He's a PAB.

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9 months ago

My coworker didn't know you weren't supposed to refrigerate bananas.

He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).

He is 53 years old.

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9 months ago

I’m letting him fall on his face. I’m not babysitting him anymore. If the firm fails, I can get another job. He can’t.

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9 months ago

Sooooo, the incompetent coworker sent out a Power of Attorney with a different client's SSN on it. I am debating if I should just ignore it, confront the coworker, or tell the boss.

I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!

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9 months ago

I very much want to cuddle puddle with joey.

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9 months ago

Serious question: Is there enough room in Hell for Trump and all of his sycophant enablers?

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9 months ago

To be fair, there is no evidence we were ever number 1

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9 months ago

Another day, another display of absolute incompetence from my coworker.

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9 months ago

My boss has never seen labyrinth so I have to find a new job. I can’t even.

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9 months ago

Oh shit! I don't think my coworker is smart enough to play that game, thankfully.

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9 months ago

I swear, my coworker spend at least 1 hour each day in the bathroom. Imagine getting paid to take multiple shits per day.

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9 months ago

So, which laws will Trump break today?

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9 months ago

The wrong asshole has cancer.

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10 months ago

I get on a plane tomorrow. But I don’t fly through Newark. But still. Pray for me.

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10 months ago

I'm not old enough to retire - nor do I have the funds. :(

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10 months ago

And it was a debtor paying a consumer debt and my co-worker didn't read the mini miranda that we are required to read EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we speak with a debtor.

He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.

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10 months ago

I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...

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10 months ago

White smoke! We have a new Pontif.

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10 months ago
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Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.

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