Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)

My fucking coworker spent "3 hours" (not really - he spent an hour and fucked off for 2) looking at real properties owned by one individual and wasted half that time looking at properties sold by that individual going back to 2005. Nobody fucking cares about a house he sold in 2005. Idiot.

Ooooh, that is a subreddit I didn't follow...until now!

My coworker called in sick today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My idiot fucking coworker gave out his company amex cc number to "quickbooks" only to realize it's a scam. Now we all have to get new amex cards because he is a fucking moron.

When you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when dominates and fucks you.

You guys. I get it now. The "golden era" of another trump administration is the color of missiles being dropped, that's all.

All the MAGAts screaming, “I voted for this!” are enlisting to be on the front lines of the war with Iran, right? Right?

Just another day really. Nothing in particular.

Another day, another day of embarrassment for the United States. Not sure how we will make in another 3 and 1/2 years of this shit.

I stand with US Senator Alex Padilla.

Apparently, the co-worker is mad at me and won't speak to me because I had to ask him to make sure he flushed the toilet because I kept finding his shit in the toilet. Yep. A toilet bowl of his shit.

Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.

Apparently if you tell Josh Hawley to eat a dick on twitter, you get your account suspended. He's a PAB.

My coworker didn't know you weren't supposed to refrigerate bananas.

He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying).

He is 53 years old.

I’m letting him fall on his face. I’m not babysitting him anymore. If the firm fails, I can get another job. He can’t.

Sooooo, the incompetent coworker sent out a Power of Attorney with a different client's SSN on it. I am debating if I should just ignore it, confront the coworker, or tell the boss.

I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!

I very much want to cuddle puddle with joey.

Serious question: Is there enough room in Hell for Trump and all of his sycophant enablers?

To be fair, there is no evidence we were ever number 1

Another day, another display of absolute incompetence from my coworker.

My boss has never seen labyrinth so I have to find a new job. I can’t even.

Oh shit! I don't think my coworker is smart enough to play that game, thankfully.

I swear, my coworker spend at least 1 hour each day in the bathroom. Imagine getting paid to take multiple shits per day.

So, which laws will Trump break today?

The wrong asshole has cancer.

I get on a plane tomorrow. But I don’t fly through Newark. But still. Pray for me.

I'm not old enough to retire - nor do I have the funds. :(

And it was a debtor paying a consumer debt and my co-worker didn't read the mini miranda that we are required to read EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we speak with a debtor.

He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.

I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...

White smoke! We have a new Pontif.

Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.