Larry Beerman

I’d have empathy for the people who lost their lives, loved ones, or their home but they live in a liberal state! Hilarious stuff!

Eek Gad! You might be onto something here! In this pic the lighting and angle is completely different than usual! Doesn’t look like how I usually see him at all!

I often call my fat son my stupid little BabySon. He loves being demeaned!

Interesting. My unfaithful wife was just released from the hospital at the same time.

My fat son thinks he can walk all over me, huh? Well, I admit at his current size that would probably be lethal. But his fat ass will have to catch me first!

#dumbson #fitdad

My fat son helped me setup broadband wireless today. Now I can deride him from every room in the house!

#dumbson #techdad

Both my son and my wife are on the naughty list, but for different reasons!

#dumbson #horndoglarry

Gotta get my fat son in here, as long as you’re talking about bellies!

I tried a similar tactic with the local Viacom branch a few years ago. Unfortunately, they arrested me for embezzling and then did not award me the title of CEO. However, unlike Mr Musk’s power hungry dick riding, I merely torment my fat son.

He was actually naked in front of the embassy screaming “Hillary! It’s either love me or die!” while a small cabal of terrorists watched in confusion. That’s a patriot right there.

#kashmoney #usa

I don’t support this unless they have proof it’s what made my fat son stubborn and mean. In that case, I’d rather him be nice and in a wheelchair.

#dumbson #caringdad

My fat son said he was gonna stand on business, then the economy collapsed.

#dumbson #bigson

Sounds like a standup guy. Very thoughtful! Same reason I withheld my years of embezzling crimes from my fat son.

This lethal combination of football and chicken is going to be my fat son’s doom. He’s already preordered several buckets!

#dumbson #fitdad

Last January 6th, my fat son pissed me off so much that I blocked his truck in with my car in a drunken rage. Mr. Trump, please do NOT pardon my son until he says sorry.

#dumbson #gooddad

Trump should assign my big fat son to be head of the Department of the Interior of the Fridge! He’s got better experience than anyone! #Fatso #Dumbson

Woah! He's like a supervillain of dick-riding. Keep up the good work Kash Money, I hope my fat son becomes more like you one day.

#dumbson #plutocrat #kashmoney

My wife was just denied coverage on a mammogram her doctor ordered because she didn't get a prior-authorization first. Hahaha, what an idiot!

#dumbwife #proinsurancecompany #ihatemyson

I like you Michael. I also turn the trivial mishaps of my online experience into fake journalism.

Breaking News: My fat son just talked shit about me on Facebook. What does this say about America?

God Dammit. I told my fat son to visit home before swimming to Africa!

My son has two brain cells in his burgeoning abdomen:
1. Big fat dumbo son cells
2. Never returns his dad calls cells

I'm going to use my office hours today to... Oh shit! I don't have a job! Guess I'll show up to my fat son's work and deride him.

#dumbson #unemployed

My big fat(and slovenly) son is getting an ass kicking for Christmas! That’ll teach him for ignoring my calls! #HoHoHo #SonAbuse

Run Mario, abandon your brother, you’ve gotta make it to Peach in time!

Oh shit, my wife is fucking Jill Biden too! That’s power for you…

I’d love to see my fat son’s fitness resume.

Mile time: 28 minutes.
40 yard dash: 23 seconds
Shuttlecock: 3 minutes
Triathlon: died of heart failure

Our dicks are of equal lengths son, I just checked last night!

#dumbson #staglarry

My son ate so much he became the food pyramid! My big chunky carboloading boy!

#dumbson #wideload

I wish my @bigfatson.bsky.social had an ultra competitive mindset. The only thing he’s never satisfied with is dinner!

#dumbson #hatemyson

This seems about as stupid as my dumb fat son, and lord knows he can float!

#dumbson #bigfatson