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Fair but neither is an outright ban since most people source them from outside a given locale anyway.

At least that’s what they do in my city

Most locales ban their use within city limits except when ignited by professionals or city governments for approved events.

I think this is a pleasant-enough middle ground for fireworks enjoyers like myself.

I B. Lyndon his Johnson till he uhhhh uhhhhhhhh

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What it feels like talking to anyone with a 🇷🇺, 🇮🇱, ☦️, 🇨🇳, 🟥, 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒, 🚨, 🌲, or Ⓐ in their username

I find it funny how all of the conservatives who were (rightly) calling for Assange to be GITMOd years ago have now done a complete 180 into the “All Western media lies to you, but you should totally believe Russian media uncritically!” crowd.

I guess those Gazprom checks are finally clearing.

The seed oil panic will actually have grown-ass men believing that your “gut microbiome” is better served by massive, unhealthy quantities of beef tallow rather than massive, unhealthy quantities of canola oil.

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Santa Deniers at Sciencemas Eve when Darwin Claus evolves down the chimney:

Calling me out like that is vile 😔

Man you should see most Japanese game/variety shows, it can definitely get more disturbing than this!

The South Pole, actually! Real come-from-behind victory against the northern elves.

It will never cease to amaze me just how much these movies have endeared an otherwise deeply embattled franchise in the hearts of people who aren’t as autistic as I am.

Men should just stop dressing like they were up all night cramming for a fucking midterm in general, but especially people that have to decide whether or not your SSI checks will clear next year.

Even fairly uninspired suburban churches built before 1920 make me so fucking mad about the state of echoey and overspent Protestant converted-warehouses at the present moment.

Give me my red bricks and ornate exposed rafters dammit!

Driving as an individual is far more enjoyable when fewer people that aren’t myself feel the need to do it!

Many “progressive” people I’ve probed on housing suddenly start believing in supply and demand towards the end of the argument when they throw up their hands and engage a defeatist “Well of course NYC is going to be expensive, tons of people want to live there!!”

I love how the first retort anyone gives to any candidate/sitting official who’s served now is to claim they didn’t actually serve.

We live in a nation of brain damage.

Horny gay Bluesky is currently peppering my feed with with vagueposts, needless to say I already feel more at home here now.

He’s so triggered by this lmao

Do you see me tailgating u with my brights on? 🫶

The blocklists feature is so fucking easy to game and the fact that this app just aggressively promotes them without seeing the obvious pitfalls is certainly something

Guys will just invent a new public service every week instead of cleaning their toilet seat, huh

The idea of a remake where all the people he’s watching know he’s there and treat him as a nuisance would be prime Hollywood material.

Sorry but anything in the context of Sonic Adventure 2 just triggers the “I’ve come to make an announcement!” meme over and over again in my head

Those mice are developing quite advanced tactics… I don’t know how much longer I can hold them off.

RFK would 100% want to replace it with horse semen btw

The average Sun Belt harbor-bar beach band would easily have them beat.

You can just sense the erectile dysfunction from a mile away.

“I am never recouping the cost of the symphony orchestra, am I?”

“Shauna Scaffolding” would also be a hit there

I really do wonder what goes on in Elon’s brain rn other than: “Muahaha I’m evil hahaha!”