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Cleo ๐ŸŒˆ & her emotional support human. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜Š

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๐ŸŒˆ Senior working line lab. Bit of a weirdo. Only gets wet for retrieving stuff. Steals socks. Would sell grandma for food. (X: @labtested1)

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I don't. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.06.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy. I need to prevent them from nesting. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
And I will have to buy a poop scrubber for the balcony. ๐Ÿ™„

29.06.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of them are nice if they know you! They sleep on the footpath. They basically own the park. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

29.06.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of them is a little tricky. He's blind on one side so he tends to get startled easily and to get your hand instead of the food. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

29.06.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Sunday! ๐Ÿ˜Š #birds

29.06.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel free to try. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

23.06.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my. That birb mom is busy. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅฐ

22.06.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until they move in. Why do they poop so much!! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

22.06.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peanuts are super popular with the birds. When it's hot I add a few grapes from the fridge as a refreshing dessert. ๐Ÿ˜Š

22.06.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think, she was a little in shock after hitting the window a few time. I am assuming, that has happened a few times too many. ๐Ÿคญ

22.06.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

22.06.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was lucky it didn't end up as a snack. ๐Ÿคญ

22.06.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hope, your weekend is going well. ๐Ÿ˜Š #birds

22.06.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are cute!!
I hope, the jackdaws will bring their kids.The jackdaws poop like normal birds. It's a different story with the pigeons. They must have the most inefficient metabolism ever. 1 piggie eats two large handfuls of deshelled peanuts a day. There is no way they use that kind of energy. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.06.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you do to offend the duck? They don't seem to be aware that they don't have real teeth. ๐Ÿคญ

19.06.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope not. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

19.06.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She does not know how to get out again, though. After bonking against the window from the inside a few times she just decided to stare at me while I work. Took a while to move her out the door. ๐Ÿ™„

19.06.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm lucky there was no panic-pooping when she realized she does not know how to get back out. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.06.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't really want pigeon poop all over my desk. They poop SO much. ๐Ÿ˜‘

19.06.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish, this were AI generated. I have a serious piggie-burglar problem. She manages to get through the mosquito screen. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #birds

19.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are there duck eye doctors? ๐Ÿค”

15.06.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know right! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคญ

15.06.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a sweet guy, he pukes up food for her. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚

11.06.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet Piggy's boyfriend. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

11.06.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I walk out it maybe takes 10secs and then 12-16 jackdaws are sitting there. It's getting too much. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
The local crow has been here a few times for a quick visit but it's too skiddish. I'd like the crow to annex my balcony and keep an eye on the other birds. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10.06.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish, I had some at home! I usually have a jackdaw with a broken paw spending a lot of time napping in front of my window, especially on rainy days. It's nice company. Today, it's a little grumpy because Piggy and her boyfriend stole its spot. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10.06.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It would be a good look. Also, the numbers on their backs would help telling them apart. ๐Ÿ˜…

10.06.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do like shiny things. ๐Ÿค”

10.06.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometime in the early 4th century BC, as the Gauls attempted to sneak into Rome under cover of night, it is said that the honking of Roman geese alerted the Romans and saved the capitol. In honour of this, the Romans later founded a temple to Juno, to whom the geese were considered sacred.

10.06.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a popular exhibition breed in North America, where it is more commonly known as the tufted Roman goose and possesses a crest. In Europe, it is primarily kept as a utility meat breed. Crests are optional in Europe.

I think, that explains the tuft and the blue eyes. ๐Ÿค“
(Wikipedia)

10.06.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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