@tortillachip.bsky.social
do not ask me how i’m doing unless the guardians or ohio state won today
Headed to a team meeting at 9am on a Sunday morning to learn about the future career decision of an attention-seeking whiz kid who might be able to bring about salvation. It’s called church.
30.11.2025 15:50 — 👍 134 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
Diego Pavia should get some sort of Heisman trophy lifetime achievement award
29.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 105 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 1I strongly believe that the Ohio State-Michigan broadcast should not even acknowledge the existence of California. This is a sacred time for us, the Casserole People
29.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 142 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1
Tony Leung and Chow Yun-Fat with guns pointed at each other
time to relax with Ohio State/Michigan
29.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 262 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 2top notch mascottin'
29.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 4774 🔁 1055 💬 51 📌 104i use the wednesday @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as divination for how the rest of my week is going to go…. i don’t know what today’s episode means for my workday but im scared to find out
22.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
14.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 1689 🔁 357 💬 66 📌 373.337 puts them in Elite Company
12.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 176 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0This is Baseball Le Mans.
11.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1IOWA THICC PICK SIX
WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL
Talk to your children about undefeated Indiana
11.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 165 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW
11.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 409 🔁 32 💬 9 📌 0smoked some of that James Danklin and got their mind right
11.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 295 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0USF-north texas tonight is gonna be the gasoline
10.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1hey bob!! go bucks!
06.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Longtime Vanderbilt Commodores fan
04.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 91 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 1starting to suspect Diego Pavia may be a necromancer
04.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 176 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
04.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 333 🔁 33 💬 22 📌 3what if penn state just leaves him in la to coach ucla
04.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 187 🔁 9 💬 10 📌 1woke up, saw headline about six red flags, went back to bed
20.09.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*screaming F1 noises*
20.09.2025 13:58 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
20.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 545 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 2
they do have a dome
20.09.2025 16:05 — 👍 246 🔁 11 💬 11 📌 1Have a day Eric McCalister
20.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1It helps to remember that on a very real level, one that is more literal than you would think possible, there’s a class of media ghoul that does not believe people living in these states are people
20.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 219 🔁 28 💬 11 📌 0
a security photo of a man wearing a rubber wet suit around his face? and there are goggles? he's robbing a Disney restaurant just so you know
fullcast in progress
16.09.2025 18:25 — 👍 365 🔁 23 💬 26 📌 7
Disney scuba heist Clay Helton doinks have actually been clongs for quite some time now Dabo Swinney don't get Ecked exploding Costco wine Jon Gruden pizza sex party
17.09.2025 11:47 — 👍 159 🔁 10 💬 31 📌 58
Ralph Wiggum going through glass.
Haynes King running the ball
13.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 263 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 5BEES
Georgia Tech beats Clemson with a 55 yd FG as time expires
