Ken Tremendous

Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the

This is an all-timer. Best detail: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV." newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...

Sometimes my friends and I would wonder how bad it was gonna get, and I think this sentence does a good job of encapsulating our guesses.

I understand he's a bully, that many of his followers are doxxers, that you're on Air Force One. But in 2016 I wanted Clinton to turn around at the debate and say "Stop lurking behind me, you fucking creep" and the first journo to say "What the fuck did you call me?" will be a hero forever

Well, also the President of the United States has to not give even the tiniest amount of shit

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

Oh, word?

A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!

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Part 1: How I Found Out Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...

Guys. www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

It might be in the form of a beautiful bird that lands in a branch outside your window. It might be an unexpectedly warm day in November. The 2,000 dollars is a state of mind, man. It’s a vibe.

I'm sorry I got so angry and confronted that person. But he called me the very worst thing you can call someone. I just couldn't live with myself if I let that go.

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
2:35 4Q

This game has a 97.38% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-32 (69.53%)

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

Just had the most exquisite rehearsal of this evening of Shirley Jackson stories with Writers Bloc, @bcdreyer.social and Annabeth Gish. Don’t miss it! Ticket link in thread. December 15th at the Ebell on Wilshire.

Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.

Margerine Tailor What’s In the Box (margerine is fake butter, she’s a fake Republican; tailor because she tailors her opinions to whatever suits her needs; Green is the color of envy which is a deadly sin, 7 deadly sins, the movie Se7en, what’s in the box) is such a loser!!!!

Every time I get a brain MRI scan the doc says “everything looks perfect, see you in three weeks”

Evergreen

"This is good work, I am doing important journalism here," I think, as I soberly discuss the important differences between sexually assaulting fifteen year-olds and eight year-olds.

JD Vance saying "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it"

Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock saying "Science is whatever we want it to be"

Thinking about how quickly my 7th grade English teacher would've ripped a red pen line through this headline and written "PASSIVE VOICE"

You wonder if there's ever any self-reflection, ever a moment of thinking, man, that was rough, that I had to say that as part of my job, that just sucked

At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.

The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.

Fact Checker Analysis Trump and Epstein had a relationship, but there's no evidence of Trump wrongdoing A year ago, we scrubbed the public record. Here are our updated findings. Today at 2:03 p.m. MT

The Bottom Line As we have documented, 17 women have claimed Trump engaged in sexual misconduct. A Manhattan jury found that Trump sexually abused and defamed one woman on our list. But no credible allegation has emerged to connect Trump to any of Epstein's crimes. If the full file is ever released, we are confident that no connection would be found. Rest assured - if Trump were prominently mentioned, it would have been leaked by now.

If my time zone math is right, Washington Post fact-checker Glenn Kessler published this gem about two hours before the WSJ published their story hahaha

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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

Jim Downey on Conan's podcast

Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years