Today is NATIONAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR & MORTICIAN RECOGNITION DAY & sales at our funeral home are down THIRTY GODDAMN PERCENT. We are BEGGING you to consider RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME our coffins are BARELY USED! #NationalFuneralDirectorAndMorticianRecognitionDay
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Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶
We've had a lot of fun over here at Dresden Codak, but I still think this is the funniest line I've ever written.
I have QUESTIONS
gonna start packing everyone's orders like this from now on
update: they misspoke, turns out I am instead a horrible jerk for thinking this out loud 😭😂 (I didn't say anything to them , just on here LMAO)
Stickers stickers everywhere, stickers stickers in your... hair? Stickers! Hoo boy do we have them. Which means YOU should have them too! You can put them on anything! Your computer, your car, and even your mom! She'll understand.
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Scheduling a sleep study and a psychical therapy appointment and the person at my doctor's office asked if I wanted those to be virtual... how am I going to do psychical therapy virtually... maybe *I'm* stupid??
also I don't speak for the company here but if you don't own a copy of Capture Creatures you're a friggin idiot who needs more gorgeous art in your life!!!
this is the only thing I will accept for the pombon evolutions
actually my favorite stupid literal object pokemon is ghost chandelier (Chandelure) but Klefki REALLY makes the haters mad mad
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO TINY DOGS. Do you require joy in the form of a tiny dog? Dog so small hold in hand cherish Forever? Fit in your pocket so small love dog? Love Dog. Only dog. Only. Dog.
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All rise for the House of Nice, and their cabinet of sixty-nine members! Only the *nicest* of members (that's you) are granted this patch, which you can easily iron-on to any of your royal garb.
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don't you have something better to do with your time? no? 😔😔😔
taking a shot every time I see someone on this app try to have a moral high horse against people still on twitter and I Immediately die of alcohol poisoning
(sea monster bio)
You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
ive heard this game is like really fucking good. like its peak. a masterpiece. no other game compares
[TRYING TO MAKE GENDERED STEREOTYPES BUT ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW ARE GAMES JOURNALISTS OR DEVELOPERS] all women prefer mass effect 1 to mass effect 2
Happy Lunar New Year! We've curated a special little collection for all your fire and horse-themed needs 🔥🐎
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jail for Kuromi. the crime? too sticky from/by the laundromat crane game
STELLA
full circle!!!
if not having a car and taking the bus has taught me one thing is that 99% of people are using/looking at their phones while driving. absolutely pathetic behavior imho
another gorgeous piece of art from @wigu.org !!! me and my groundhog guardian 🥰
drawn 4 @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social
my favorite guy 🥰💜 he hangs upon my wall now!!!
Astrology girlies constantly post shit that looks like a JRPG crafting recipe
Snow leopard illustration for a charity project 🐆
(PL only: zrzutka.pl/3wj3uu)
#art 🦗
