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a cartoon of a man holding a car with toon disney written on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a duck growing in size while holding a car with toon disney written on the bottom

"A quarter of a box isn't that much, I should be fine!"

The Malicious Orzo:

The New York Times office was vandalized last night with red paint and spray paint saying "NYT Lies, Gaza dies."

it's great! I read it in a couple hours, excited to read more 🔪🤖

Haven't finished Heavenly Tyrant yet but these two are driving me crazy I had to make this @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social

other books being Iron Widow ofc, and the first in the Murderbot series! AND I'm almost done with Left Hand of Darkness (after like 3 years)

finished my THIRD book of this year, after having not read proper books for almost a decade!!! holy shirtballs @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social the ending of Heavenly Tyrant 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🥺💜

a cartoon of a man holding a car with toon disney written on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a duck growing in size while holding a car with toon disney written on the bottom

"A quarter of a box isn't that much, I should be fine!"

The Malicious Orzo:

Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

He got their asses

Empty Boy needs some assistance, as the Wizard cries upon his thighs greatures.com/comic/137/

The West's collective inaction on decisively ending Israel's barbaric genocide of Palestinians – a slow, brutal slaughter our governments are perpetuating through arms sales to what must now be termed a terrorist state – is a bloody stain we will never be rid of. 💀

the skin folds really caress the cup in such an ideal way

crackin open a chili one with the bean boys

a black and white dog is napping outside on a couch. placed on top of him is a plastic cup 1/4 full with rosé. the dog is completely fine. also his name is Doug Mulder.

disappointed my mother yet again by using the dog as a coaster :/

if you saw me post this in a different format no you didn't

turns out my favorite isekai is The Phantom Tollbooth, which DOES COUNT

big turkey

@vicmmic.bsky.social hope you enjoy this lone turkey by the side of the road

Yashar Ali &m @yasharali.bsky.social • 2h Ugh dogs are the best. The absolute best. [tiktok of a dog excited to see its walker in public] bensynnock.bsky.social @bensynnock.bsky.social You know that if you died and he was trapped with you, he'd eat you.

white text on blue background: "YOUR RATING INCREASED TO UNFAVORABLE"

omg my credit score improved!!!!

yikes!!!!

weird note that says "DEAR NEIGHBOR, I READ YOUR BUMPER STICKER THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT I'D ANSWER YOUR QUESTION THIS MORNING, WHICH WAS "WHY DOES A LOVING GOD ALLOW SUCH AGONY". I'D LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOU BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT GOD GAVE US FREE WILL, AND WE WALL KNOW OUR DECISIONS HAVE CONSEQUENSES (WHETHER THEY ARE GOOD OR BAD - CONSEQUENCES NONE THE LESS). HE ALSO DESIGNED THIS WORLD TO BE PERFECT. HE GAVE US FREE WILL SO TAHT WE COULD CHOSE TO LOVE HIM AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. TRUE LOVE IS A CHOICE. AND ALTHOUGH WE MAKE MISTAKES WHICH END UP CAUSING (CONT'D ON NEXT PIC)

AGONY (UNINTELLIGIBLE) THIS ISN'T GOD'S (UNINTELLIGIBLE) HUMANS. DO WE BLAME A GUN SOMEONE KILLS SOMEONE ELSE... CAR MANUFACTURER IF SOMEONE GETS IN AN ACCIDENT. NO IT'S THE OPERATOR'S FAULT. ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION! LOVE ALWAYS, YOUR NEIGHBOR <3

the sticker which says "HOW AM I DRIVING / HOW DOES AN ENGINGE EVEN WORK / HOW DOES A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY"

See this is what the sticker was originally going to say but I couldn't fit all the words on it. Anyway this note clears it all up. topatoco.com/products/wig...

I'm in ANGUISH 😞

macaroni in a box and NO CHEESE PACKET 😞

NOOOOO MY ANNIE'S MAC AND CHEESE DOESNT HAVE ANY CHEEEEEESEEEEE

bumper sticker one is an image of three incredibly cool orangutans, white text on a purple and black swirl background that says: KEEP HONKING! I'M BUSY LISTENING TO BIG BINKY AND THE BANANA BOYS sticker two is a black and white sticker of a ladybug blowing or smoking through a horn that says "Beetle Moses" on it

finally! now everyone will know why I keep getting into so many accidents! @beetlemoses.bsky.social

saw a cyber truck today on my drive to work 😞 immediately after saw some guy help a teeny tiny turtle across the road 😍 such is the ebb and flow of life these days 🤔

The super-talented artist and author Rosemary Mosco is donating proceeds from her shop in the month of June to IPB! There's an image of a poster of female North American birds, a yellow warbler tshirt, and a mug that says Mornings Can Kiss My Cloaca.

All proceeds from my @topa.to store in June go to the Institute for Bird Populations, @instbirdpop.bsky.social! Times are tough for nonprofits, and monitoring bird populations is more important than ever. Show your support with a tasteful print or tasteless mug. topatoco.com/collections/...

wow checking this acct on the terlet and realized I'm wearing my beloved Spinach shirt now, as well as in my pfp 🥰

Some illustrations or pink and blue Pokemon. A Sylveon holds a Honedge with a trans flag as its tassel. Around it are a Clefairy, a Marill, a shiny Cutiefly, and a shiny Ditto.

pokemon said trans rights (from 2019)

lmao which one, barf boy or tiny husband

tony hawk's prolapser

this is me now

this is me