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London peeps. On the way down to meet a mate and see a show. Want xiaolongbao (and other dumplingy goodness) for dinner. Any suggestions?

Just seen Roy Keane on the telly proclaiming that “it can’t be worse” next season for Manchester United and it felt very “things that preceded unfortunate events”. 🤞

Another season finishes without a conclusion to the Man City saga. Remember the Premier League investigation started almost seven years ago now.

Looks like literally all the Palace fans have stayed. Fair play. Top class club.

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The King is dead. Long live the King.

I’ve been counting down for months mate. He’s awful.

Just 30 more minutes of Darwin Nunez in our lives. What a day. 🥹

Same people who were still insisting the league wasn’t done and dusted from March through April. So scared to be embarrassed that they refuse to feel the joy. Feel sad for them.

Not only did he reject Bayern as a German, he could choose literally any club in the world.

He chose Liverpool.

Who said this?! Block immediately.

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Normale kartoffen GIVE HIM TO ME NOW

In case you were wondering why ‘thank fuck’ is trending right now…
#Eurovision

Giving everyone 20 votes serves no purpose but to unduly concentrate power in the hands of those with political motivation to vote 20 times rather than just once, for their favourite song. #eurovision

“What the hell just happened?” wasn’t the triumphant song of the contest, but it was the defining slogan #Eurovision

Top notch banter on Chester Road Manchester

If we’re gonna do a week of moral grandstanding over Trent being booed, can we do a week then of unnamed footballer in his 30’s being booed today as well and why?

Mates, if Riga isn’t on your list for a little weekend city break, then it should be. Great little place.

4 mins in and Chelsea singing that crap ‘Gerrard’ chant

11 minutes in singing Sign on 🙄

The way he acknowledges the slip but then to back up his own point, makes out like the slip is *caused* by the movement 🤣. Insane.

Honestly the weirdest bit of commentary I’ve ever heard.

Nike with the mic drop. #lfc

I thought that having one die every few years was the business plan. All the merch sales 💵💵💵. 🤷‍♀️

Liverpool to win the Champions Lea… oh FFS. #popefrancis

As if the Pope has died at Easter. Commitment to the cause or what? Hope the next one is as good an egg as Francis. Not perfect, but well better than some of the others.

I generally view a team winning a title as not "great" when they don't achieve more than 2 points per game, such as Man Utd in both 1993-94 (two) and 1996-97 (1.97) - but they only beat what was in front of them.

This "poor" #lfc side currently have more PPG than any Man Utd EPL title team, ever.

Does the psyllium not make it go too thick to drink? 50g fibre is wild. I’m doing a reasonable job of getting 20g but no idea how I’d get to 50g!

In the 1953-54 season, #lfc were relegated, while Man Utd finished fourth. With three points for a win, Man Utd led Liverpool by 29 points. In the 2019-20 season, LFC finished 31 points ahead of Man Utd, the largest gap between the two teams in Premier League history.

LFC lead Man Utd by 38 points.

Chart showing the number of new podcasts produced returning to 2018 levels after a 2020 high

In a rare bit of good news for everyone, the number of new podcasts being created is going down. on.ft.com/4ihZp86 Presumably because everyone already has one