Emi the artsy bus driver goat

I'm really nervous. Can someone get to me with anything at all?

I fear extremely, explicitly imminent suicide. The talk is getting extremely alarming and he has absolutely no support structure of any kind.

If I don't find some arrangement, anything, he is going to die.

Please.

Tho I must say, "describing in detail how I'm going to kill you" is a little too dark even for me. Mine stop at "I hear it's [name/furry species] hunting season!" or "Maybe the wild west was onto something with the 'wanted dead or alive' thing". That sorta thing. Give them a chance to fire back X3

I've been known to do a joke or two like that, but extremely sparingly and only with people I'm 110% certain would find the idea of *me* being that violent so ridiculous they laugh. You know it lands if they snap back in kind and then move on. Always gotta be prepared to apologize too.

There's definitely a time and place for those sorts of "snap backs".
Like with a lot of dark humor, how fun it's perceived relies heavily on how absurd it is for the person to make that particular statement and on it landing well with the receiver. It goes from fun to threateing very fast otherwise.

A comic of the mane six all saying why they are going to the Gala with Applejack's wish in the last panel simply being money raining from the sky, the mare wearing shades like a boss.

I love that AJ's whole plan for the Gala was business while all of her friends wanted to do something more social.
Artwork is by @julunis14.bsky.social!
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#mlp #mlpfim #art

I like "busy" and "away" statuses I can set, but I always wanted the ability to customize a status as "drawing, responses will be short and heavily use stickers".

You never win ;_;

Pooltoy characters are good because they’re expressly made for bullying. Pushing them around? Threatening to overinflate/pop them? Hilarious. A joy. And what are they going to do? Uselessly slap me with bappy paws? Keep grinning like they always do? lmao. Get carried away by a light breeze, dummy

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made because every two weeks, without fail, it will get new likes from two or three people with pooltoy avatars. I love that it makes the rounds to people who are round.

But I stand by it. I am sharpening my beak. I am going to kick your puffy ass

Thank you for that explanation, even if I'm even more perplexed by the driver's reaction X)
I understand the "Get out of the police's way" line of thinking, but not the "HIt the breaks as hard as I can at 110 km/h with a car behind me" line of thinking.

But oh well. Probably just a crappy driver XD

Strong urge to rip off all my clothes and shout really loud at the moon like I'm screaming into a void

🖼: @emithegoat.bsky.social

You got this!!

It was a German car, so I can only assume that's the norm on autobahn...? Or something? Any Germans able to fill me in? ^^;;

All that maneuver did was cause more danger and slow the police down. There was only us, the tourists, one car far away and the police car. No other traffic to speak of.

There's no shoulder on that section of the road. The police car barely was able to squeeze by, and me and Goattrain nearly found ourselves sitting in the back seat of that tourist's car if it wasn't for my reflexes reacting faster than my conscious brain.

Absolute stupidity.

Tourists can do some weird things in traffic... But slamming the breaks on the single file section of a 2+1 road at 110 km/h because a police is approaching with sirens on in the distance, instead of driving another 1000-500 meters to the double file section and slowing down is so far the dumbest.

Going through random pictures on my phone and I do not need to be busting out laughing in public.

Goattrain linking me this after getting back from a slightly eventful roadtrip. I wonder if he's trying to tell me something X)

Prey has done exactly what I want in games like this: it is no longer incredibly scary and is outrageously funny instead

Watched K-pop Demon Hunter... and I had to draw this.

SEE YOU 15th AUGUST AT THE BIGGEST SHOWDOWN IN DIGITAL CIRCUS HISTORY!!!!!!!

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🪡: @pinali.bsky.social

Key frames for Soda Pop dance done. #animation

I forgot about this drawing i did last year. XD

Mia Dress Up #1

VISA and MASTERCARD are now refusing all calls related to their policy changes. So call up as a concerned shareholder, prepared to short-sell their shares to reduce financial harm and loss to their portfolios.

They're trying to ignore us. Don't let them.

Evangelical Censorship is death to progress

One more hat. Where do they keep going?
#art #kpopdemonhunters

a small black and white goat is standing in a pile of hay ALT: a small black and white goat is standing in a pile of hay

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Our feature tutorial/artist today is the BRILLIANT page on FORESHORTENING FEET, by the talented @Xavierdespinay! This is so useful because it’s teaching SHSPE and FORM simultaneously, so useful! #anime #manga #animation #gamedev #anatomy #drawing #feet #visdev