Jordan

Jordan

@jordanpfot.bsky.social

South African in Scotland. Will probably post about politics/movies/tennis/rugby/gay nonsense. https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/

1,206 Followers 730 Following 7,202 Posts Joined Oct 2023
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Boot!

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Toot.

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I think the lack of a necklace is also a big mistake!

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Boris Johnson had an interview early in his tenure as *Prime Minister* where it was clear he didn’t really know what the NHS surcharge was.

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Incredible question.

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39 is a terrible one to restart with

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8 hours ago

I’ve said this before but if you enjoy the strategy of The Traitors and want to watch it applied to a game mechanic that is much more fair, I can provide you with a Survivor watch-order that will delight and thrill you.

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Cirie is The One. The way she 1. gets others to side with her without looking like she’s dictating things and 2. makes voting Savannah out sound good for the group as a whole rather than specifically good for her personally (which it is!)

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8 hours ago

Rick Devins causing a distraction to hide a fake immunity idol at tribal council to use at a later point……….immediate top 5 strategic move of all time to me.

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46 points is the highest losing score (in 80 minutes) in international Test history.

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23 hours ago

Defector has come close but not really.

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Please let me know if you find it, I adore her.

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For some reason my instagram is now just reels of people complaining about the “gluttony” of Glasgow City Council continuing to issue parking tickets after the fire at Glasgow Central?

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One of several actors who make a meal out of a snack in it

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“Michelle’s boobs are SO big that she had to…..blank. George Smiley, what’s your answer?”

“Well, Ru. You remember, it was a difficult time at the Circus. Morale was low you see. All a bit of a muddle.”

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George Smiley would be an iconic Snatch Game character

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Thank goodness this absolutely wonderful essay is still accessible thanks to the Wayback Machine

web.archive.org/web/20211001...

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Might rank these but my two favourites are “ALL our love to Anne” and “how’s the demon wife?”

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Every time George Smiley greets a new character in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy they respond with some version of “hello, George! How’s the cucking going?”

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“The Straits of Hormuz are open, Iran just needs to stop attacking ships that try to use it”. “The war is over. We just need support from all our allies to win the fight”

Have Donald Trump and his cronies learned the weird time language of the aliens in Arrival or something?

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England getting a big wooden spoon for their flop porridge, I love to see it.

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Describing mines as an “artificial constraint” is extremely funny, I have to say.

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I’m having a wonderful spring morning, can you tell?

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Stunning! I love the way Cooper burrows deep into his characters’ heads but doesn’t lose sight of the world around them: music they’re listening to, films they love, BBC presenters whose voices they find irritating.

@fitzcarraldoeds.bsky.social coming through in the clutch yet again.

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These people seem to have completely bought into a Manichean view of politics where they’re on one side, and Keir Starmer, wind farms, the Ayatollah and, alas, the British public are on the other.

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A fun/scary thing to think about is how The Dress would have gone down on today’s internet, if it would even have happened at all.

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