@brianjshoopman.bsky.social
Retired CIA assassin. Producer and host of “The Gong Show” while — no, wait, wait… I think I’ve mistaken myself for some other wacky madman…
#Currentlyreading #Bis4Books
07.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A confession, dear ones: I was bitten 30 nights past as the full moon shone in the evening sky by a snarling, shapeshifting beast, but once I transform, I randomly blurt out business promotions!
I fear I may have been attacked by…AN ADWAREWOLF! 🐺😳
Remember, she received her credentials PURELY based on merit. Yeah. MERIT. Mmm hmm. 🤭🤪😆
05.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blowout.
Maybe the GOP should reopen govt now
Of course, if the GOP had done well, he would be trying to take all of the credit and then some.
05.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 2217 🔁 281 💬 203 📌 25Dems try desperately to explain that Trump is literally saying “Fuck them kids”.
If only the media put half the effort in back and forths with GOP as they do with Dems.
He was also involved in a murder-for-hire.
Pardons with corrupt intent technically impeachable.
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One of the biggest reasons to love Douglas’s epic and why I was so thrilled when he asked me to “bring it home to radio”.
02.11.2025 08:51 — 👍 58 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
Apple CarPlay has had it up to HERE with your shenanigans! Consider yourself NOTIFIED!! #TheGlovesAreOffPeople #NotPlaying
02.11.2025 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A regular raptor rapscallion!
01.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is horrifying, but it tracks‼️
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A new congressional map places two of the five Democratic Reps—Greg Landsman and Marcy Kaptur—into redder districts in their already purple state.
The move comes as Republicans nationwide engage in an effort to gerrymander maps in their favor as midterm elections approach. trib.al/51TcFx8
I accept conditionally unconditionally. Now I must run to deal with my skin condition that refuses to be so unconditionally magnanimous.😁
31.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll do it on one condition: that I am allowed to share it with no conditions beyond my condition to have no conditions. I think that’s only fair. 🤝
31.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is a photo of a paperback copy of The Atrocities by me (Jeremy C. Shipp). The cover features a creepy old manor house, storm clouds, and a hedge maze. The book is against a brick wall with vines growing around and over the book.
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
HE IS ONLY THERE TO SERVE TRUMP …NOT AMERICA‼️ NOT THE CONSTITUTION‼️
His refusal to answer the question IS his answer‼️
I dunno, that just seems WAAAYYYY too long to me for dropped food to remain on the floor and still be safe to eat…
🤔🤨🤢🤷♂️😉😆
Further proof the MAGA GOP are simply not qualified to seriously govern. Speaker Johnson seems to have plenty of time to do interviews and I keep hoping that on one of his in-studio appearances someone brings on a “surprise guest” and confronts him about doing his job…
30.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
(between images of the Spotify logo that have been crossed out) DON’T STREAM FASCISM Spotify is treating ICE recruitment like just another ad. But when you turn family separation into a marketing pitch, you're not a platform — you're spreading propaganda. • Cancel your Spotify Premium subscription until Spotify removes all ICE ads • Demand Spotify immediately terminate all ICE and DHS advertising contracts. • Urge artists and podcasters to speak out.
Do you use Spotify Premium? Cancel your subscription until Spotify stops running ICE ads. There are other streaming options that don’t profit from exploiting artists while recruiting for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
29.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 3292 🔁 1616 💬 175 📌 87
Marc Lobliner post on X: "Why the hell are we giving food stamps to 40 million people? Does anyone work anymore?"
SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in economic activity.
It’s not about the money, Trump just wants Americans to go hungry.
Oct. 27th 2025 He fought for this country, and now his own government points a gun at him‼️
Probably a recently pardoned Proud Boy‼️
It is a choice to give Argentina a $40 billion bailout
It is a choice to use ICE in a way which terrorizes US citizens
It is a choice to tear down the East Wing of the White House and spend $350 million on a ballroom
Just as it is a choice to starve 42 million Americans by refusing to fund SNAP
Exxon is trying to argue that requiring it to report emissions and disclose climate risks is an attack on free speech. What garbage. newrepublic.com/post/202312/...
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THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED‼️
28.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 77 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0
Ah, compassion and exemplary moral character on full display. Yup yup. Keep it classy, MAGA! 🤢🤮
politizoom.com/get-off-your...
A fear of that has kept me from a profitable life of crime. But if a solution is ever found…
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