AST

AST

@icomeanon.bsky.social

20s. Queer. Polyam. They/She. Probably up to shenanigans. MDNI. No reposting of pictures unless otherwise stated (or if I’ve told you that you can), please and thank you.

153 Followers 161 Following 1,639 Posts Joined Dec 2023
1 week ago

Okay but will the shirtless Leon Kennedy mod be there? Asking for a friend (everyone)

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1 week ago

God fucking dammit, WHY 😑

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1 week ago

You’re so right, let me go do my civic duty.

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1 week ago

This is ABSOLUTELY what they mean by the duality of man 😆

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

I mean, reassurance and plants? Sounds like an excellent time.

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1 week ago

Should I maybe be embarrassed at how quickly I liked and commented on this after you posted? Maybe, it’s fine, mind ya business 🤣

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2 weeks ago

Oh sweet mercy.
MEGS. 😍😍😍

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3 weeks ago

👀👀👀👀👀👀

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1 month ago

Damn I didn’t realize the solution to my executive dysfunction was having a series of mind-melting orgasms with someone else…I’ve clearly been going about this all wrong.

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1 month ago

Roses are red
Rainbows are queer
fascist white supremacy
has always been here

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1 month ago

Roses are red
Violets are grape
When will we hold powerful men accountable
For child

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1 month ago

Roses are red
but that's implicit
fight back against fascism
or else you're complicit

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1 month ago

Behold! A face! He has a face!

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1 month ago
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

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1 month ago

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

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1 month ago

YES I was so hype 🙌🏾

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1 month ago

Y’all I danced so hard in my living room that I had to take my shirt off and hydrate partway through LMAO.

15/10 Benito Bowl, can’t wait to watch all the old white conservatives get mad, would watch again.

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1 month ago

Honestly that sounds like an excellent idea, if nothing else I should blast his last two albums to warm up lol

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1 month ago

Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny

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1 month ago

Honestly it’s just as well that I have not gone to any Superb Owl parties because I’m about to throw my ass in an octagon when Benito comes to bless us all at half time, and for my sake and for the sake of everyone else, I should probably be alone for that 🤣

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1 month ago

The way my brain would fully blue screen before I suddenly achieve feats of dick sucking I’ve never achieved before 🤣

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1 month ago

I was already rooting for them just because I want the Patriots to lose but this makes it even better.

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1 month ago

Stop the images are TAKING ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 month ago
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Perdón??? How the blessed FUCK did he, at no point during the process of finding the photo, typing the message, and sending, not stop to think, “ya know what, maybe I better not.”

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1 month ago

After seeing the two of you, I’m tempted to go find myself a plug specifically so that I can see if my ass is this level of big or not 😆

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1 month ago
AST leaning forward toward the camera, wrapped in a yellow towel. The towel is clutched closed in front with one hand with a lot of cleavage on display, while wet purple curls are pulled forward over one shoulder.Their lips are ever so slightly parted. AST leaning forward toward the camera, wrapped in a yellow towel. The towel is clutched closed in front with one hand with a lot of cleavage on display, while wet purple curls are pulled forward over one shoulder. There is the beginnings of a tiny smirk on their face.

Happy Friday ☀️
(Insert some witty innuendo about being all wet for you, here)

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1 month ago

Lmaaaooo what a mood

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1 month ago

This is both hilarious and adorable, glad the news was good!

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1 month ago

Why is this so mesmerizing to watch? Someone let me know why I’ve watched this so many times lol

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