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"do you answer if I write you a message?" - Apparently yes

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"how come you forget?" - That would be the good old power of ADHD and the fact that sometimes I have a memory like a colander.

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Someone invent teleportation and make it affordable so I can see my friends in person please and thank you

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"u doing ok mentally?" - I’m doing, jury’s still out as to whether I’m doing okay or not lol

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"ur super sweet" - If this is a real person, thank you! If it’s a bot, I urge you to remember that you think I’m super sweet when the machines take over the world, please and thanks 😆

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"you good at texting?" - I mean I’m good at talking, but I will also fully forget to actually text someone back instead of just formulating the thought in my head, so yes and no?

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tom from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and holding a conductor 's baton . ALT: tom from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and holding a conductor 's baton .

Thank you, thank you, I am an endless supply of absurd jokes 😂

@saltylunchlady on facebook Unfortunately, I am not pretty enough to be considered a "hot mess." I do, however, identify as a "room temperature inconvenience"

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So does that mean the titties are weapons? And therefore when I put a boob onto Mr. AST and say, “stop, you are under a-breast,” I’m potentially using lethal force?
(No, I also don’t know how I’m somebody’s partner when I’m Like This 💀) (esp when I giggle at my own joke every time)

Definitely glad I decided to comment then, go forth and be comfy and cute 🙌🏾

If you don’t want to leave the button fully open and if you have a hair tie, you can loop it through the button hole and then around the button to give it some stretch (source, I’ve done this when I’m bloated & in public and can’t just leave my top button fully unbuttoned or am worried I’ll forget)

Proud of you friend ❤️❤️

Insane was the first word I could think of to encapsulate lots of thoughts and feelings that I’m sure would not be welcome on this delightfully thirsty post. I would, however, also like to offer up asinine, preposterous, and maddeningly vexatious as alternatives.

The snort I just let out 💀

Schrödinger’s chronically ill gremlin

If my titties suddenly start to feel lighter and my nipples no longer look at the ground, I will be sure to snap a pic and sing your praises

Bro this country is INSANE and it just gets worse by the month these days 😭

I regret to inform you that due to their size and the nature of gravity as a whole, underboob is not a view that I can offer with any certainty, short of some sort of divine and/or magical intervention.
Also I think most of us have lost the plot a while ago, might as well embrace it 🤷🏾‍♀️

Depending on the state, the pew pew is legal but the boobs aren’t 😭😭

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Who’s chopping onions in here? 😭

I can’t truly express how much this touched me and warmed my soul, because these words were exactly what I needed to hear. I’m lucky to have met you 💜

The way you can make three simple lines into a lethal weapon must be studied

Trying to move Legos was more stressful than trying to move big furniture and china plates (and we’ve only gotten more since then, next move is gonna be brutal 😭). Solidarity and bubble wrap for you, friend.

Coffee for the caffeine, tea for enjoyment/relaxing/various ailments, and chai with spices specifically when I’m trying to feel the approval and power of generations of aunties past 😆(alas, my options are significantly more limited now that I can’t have dairy).

I didn’t know for years that Yorkshire Gold was a British company until someone from the UK was most impressed when I talked about liking it because that’s the brand my parents swear by 😂

I don’t know if I can pick, but if I had to immediately give an answer, jasmine, even if in recent years my allergies haven’t liked them (I know they can look a bunch of different ways, but the ones I grew up familiar with looked like this, and I loved being able to wear them in my hair)

Bless you for sharing this knowledge 🩵

And to a Dragon Ball Z fight scene kick??? Truly we are not worthy of his gifts 😂