Spenser

Dudes in a Pop-punk band talking about “I can’t wait to leave this town.”
Like dawg, ur in ur 30s. Just leave.

Clowning Again #clown

I’m vegetarian but you’ll have to physically restrain me from eating a stepped on-on the ground piece of beef jerky

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

My wife dressed up as Abraham Lincoln for Halloween. Also won the women’s costume contest

😂❤️

Me & the boy

Clowning around

I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life, why am I still depressed?

Collage/halloween party outfit

I use an eco-friendly razor blade… guess it fucks up my face Lmao

I don’t get how there was so much of an uproar about the Cracker Barrel logo, but not enough people complain about ads at gas pumps to make the gas stations remove them.

We need We Are The World 3

@jamesgunn.bsky.social MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Loudly saying excuse me in a grocery store is analogous to honking in traffic

Maybe soon I’ll start uploading sketches and art to here

The revolution will be Tik Tok lived

After much deliberation, the Catholic Church has selected a new pope. My cat Diablo.

Ship of Theseus

Instead of shaving cream I used vegan mayonnaise on my face

FYI When someone makes a reference to a popular show you don’t have to point out that you got the reference

I’m still getting April fools pranked and it’s days later

Evil 311 be like “woah oh, Teal is the color of your energy”

Feels like everyone in Michigan drives crazy

One of my favorite theories is the Mandel Effect. Where some people think Howie Mandel died in a South African prison in the 80’s and some people think he became president.

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Me and the boy

I just got followed by 2 bot accounts with the same name and profile pic. What are the odds?