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A soggy salamander riddled with anxiety

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the "this generation was the first to be raised by" meme format of "x taught me y" except the boy has four eyes and is blue (play outer wilds you'll get this) and the "raised by" has the outer wilds logo below it. for each of the "x taught me y" lines, the x is a stretched image of a planet from outer wilds and the y is redacted because spoilers. one of the y clauses reads "autopilot is a fuck". play it so you know. at the end, the last line says "and i" followed by two black boxes because again it's redacted for spoilers just go play it.

the "this generation was the first to be raised by" meme format of "x taught me y" except the boy has four eyes and is blue (play outer wilds you'll get this) and the "raised by" has the outer wilds logo below it. for each of the "x taught me y" lines, the x is a stretched image of a planet from outer wilds and the y is redacted because spoilers. one of the y clauses reads "autopilot is a fuck". play it so you know. at the end, the last line says "and i" followed by two black boxes because again it's redacted for spoilers just go play it.

this one too. you should play outer wilds btw. so true

08.08.2024 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I think spitting on cybertrucks just went from a force for social good to a moral imperative...

13.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saying "I won't vote for Gavin Newsom" 2 years out of the election isn't handing it to Republicans, because the Democratic party has agency and can stand behind a different candidate whose values align with mine if my vote is so important

13.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats, and I like your webzone!

10.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda want to host a webzone neocities style and write blogs

Couple problems though, I am not a fan of html/css/js

And I barely microblog so a full blog post is gonna be like once a year lol

10.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eepy

09.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like there's now a she/her combined label further down the thread now

08.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I use/used the labeler and left them out of bio because I figure the people who care probably followed the label and the rest probably wouldn't care enough to check

That might be a bit self defeating though IDK

08.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Social media doesn't work great for me because I'm scared of *people* and then I'm also scared of having the people I know outside here follow me here in case somehow that leads bad people to me

I think I need smaller more intimate spaces but that feels difficult online

08.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elf girls are so hot I wish elves were real

07.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D-Do I want to know how this was determined?

06.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder to not use charisma as a dump stat

05.02.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(with reference to the quoted post)

Most of the people who follow someone will be fans of, or at least like their work

If that person says you don't have the right to exist it's basically a honeypot for shitters

As a marginalized individual the benefits can outweigh the false positive blocks

04.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defying All Expectations, This Trans Woman Sucks at Posting

04.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 23

They might not be Nazis but they're in a Nazi bar

They're also willingly letting musk train his pedo porn generating ai on their work/posts

They might not agree with those things, but they're still part of the problem that is legitimizing the Nazi bar, and I think we should ask them why

03.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight: Pet Kitty tummy, receive purrs

Tomorrow night: Pet Kitty tummy, receive -1 arm

02.02.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?

01.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3694    πŸ” 1192    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10

Everyone in my clan
"Wow I'm almost having fun in DMM"
5 min later
"Wait NVM I'm being bolt ragged for trying to chop a tree"

31.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toad looked around.

He saw that Frog was not there.

β€œI AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

31.01.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

the momentum on this post is crazy. we're all faggot perverts on this beautiful website

30.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Not an artist but my immediate reaction to artists who still or only have a xhitter presence is they're okay with being seen next to Nazis, child porn, and are okay with their art being fed to an AI that makes child porn

30.01.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

women love saying "its okay if not!!"

29.01.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 9

Can you not call me out like this?!

it's okay if not :(

30.01.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man: "Whyyyyy am I so miserable all the time"

The same, but she's now a woman: "Ok that helped but everything else is still fucked"

A man: "Whyyyyy am I so miserable all the time" The same, but she's now a woman: "Ok that helped but everything else is still fucked"

It has now been four years

29.01.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11919    πŸ” 2518    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 53

Logging off before I get brain damage from reading too many comments from people with bad takes, missing the point, or both

27.01.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep having this dream where I really want to find a specific brand of PC speakers, and the one place that has some won't sell them to me because they're used in the store

I don't use speakers, this company doesn't exist, and no one would use a desktop speaker in their store
Brain what are you on?

26.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It might not be very profitable...
...but is it really that hard to be a good person?

𑣲₍ ᐒ. .α’β‚Ž

23.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A tie is just a more socially acceptable leash

20.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
YOU GOT AN OPINION A BOUT ME, ASKS THE SKELITON, WHY DONT YOU SAY IT TO MY FAVE SO I KNOW HOW I BEING PERCEIVED, AND GAIN PESPECTIVE, MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOU GOT AN OPINION A BOUT ME, ASKS THE SKELITON, WHY DONT YOU SAY IT TO MY FAVE SO I KNOW HOW I BEING PERCEIVED, AND GAIN PESPECTIVE, MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OH YEA??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

30.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

if there are too many negative posts, your limbic system may be flooded, your capacity for logic goes down, you become vulnerable to manipulation, propaganda, or you may simply become frozen

you are not looking away from atrocity when you look for beauty; you are protecting your ability to respond

06.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

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