CBC Pitchbot

CBC Pitchbot

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Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. they

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5 months ago

Canada condemns Canadians bringing humanitarian aid into Gaza

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8 months ago

Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself from Tehran's Children's Hospital, Carney says

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9 months ago

PM Carney vows to fight forest fires with US weapons as Liberals increase NATO military spending

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9 months ago

BREAKING: Canada has denied Elon Musk's political asylum claim.

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9 months ago

Canada's diplomats in West Bank apologize to Israel for getting shot at by Israeli forces

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10 months ago

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible

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10 months ago

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre asks US President Trump for political asylum

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10 months ago

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history

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10 months ago
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre speaks at a campaign rally

Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election

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10 months ago

Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope

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10 months ago

Carney urges both sides in Gaza to stop committing genocide— both the Israel Airforce and Palestinian children's hospitals

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10 months ago

BREAKING: 400 countries in active trade negotiations with the US, trade advisor says

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11 months ago

BREAKING: Israeli government officially intervenes in Canadian election, publicly backing Conservative election campaign

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11 months ago

Stocks up higher after President Trump encourages markets to "BE COOL"

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11 months ago

BREAKING: Conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias

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11 months ago

BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office

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11 months ago

How each of Canada's parties plan to tackle the housing crisis:

CPC: $10.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers

LPC: $12.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers

NDP: $12.50 tax credit for first time homebuyers

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11 months ago

Toronto MP Kevin Vuong will not seek re-election to the Canadian House of Commons, opting to run for the Israeli Knesset instead

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11 months ago

Pierre Poilievre vows to stand up to China as the 51st US State

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11 months ago
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CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid Agency’s assessment does not point to a highly organized effort or indicate the Conservative leader’s circle knew of the actions, source says

CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid

"CSIS did not share this information with Mr. Poilievre...because he does not have the necessary security clearance to access secret documents and receive classified briefings on foreign-interference activities."

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11 months ago

Entire world except United States and Israel interfering in Canadian election, CSIS says

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11 months ago

“Pierre Poilievre is a strong guy—maybe the strongest guy in Canada— and I don't want to deal with him if I'm being honest. Strong, tough guy.” says President Trump, reading from prepared remarks containing a Conservative Party of Canada letterhead

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11 months ago
Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration

Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a “Nazi”

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11 months ago
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron

French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today

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11 months ago

Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister

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1 year ago

BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to form new centrist party En Marche!

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1 year ago

Opinion | Just because Elon Musk endorsed Pierre Poilievre doesn't make the Conservative leader “pro-America”

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1 year ago

Democrats vow to abandon new segment of their base every month until morale improves

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1 year ago

Canada vows strong response to Trump tariffs, promising to buy record levels of US weapons

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1 year ago

BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election

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