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๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ just a Canadian exotics keeper, with a dream of helping all exotics in Ontario

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Got a dog.

16.09.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, it's a cute dog contest you want?

16.09.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning gorgeous (nevermind the shed in the hide, that's the "to-do" list today lol

20.07.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best I can do is 28 & 5 moxes.

Oh. You mean bracket 3 or less...

20.07.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your support Olivia! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆAnd thanks, ONCE MORE for doing everything within your active power to make people see the writing on the wall before it was too late.

I'm sorry you're stuck with THE WORST executive Branch AGAIN. 8647 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŽ†

19.03.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, following this logic;

I'm probably going to get free premium content for saying this ( :D ) but, as a former wiseass student, you must have been the sort of teacher wiseass students loved ๐Ÿคฃ

19.03.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I think Angels is cool, but the issue it has is that no one attacks in commander, at the point where holding up 3 is feasible, unless they also have some type of evasion.

The most common evasion would be Menace, Flying, Deathtouch & unblockable, angels only stops 1 of those lol.

15.03.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this really surprise you? I asked my local Conservative MP about whether there is a plan beyond slogans and ignoring the foreign interference report from January, his response amounted to "well, I can see you gave Carney a positive review." I kept receipts for that.

15.03.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you ask your Local MP hopeful if CPC has a plan or if the plan is just to shout slogans and lie about security clearance implications, and this is his response;

Not impressed MP Lemieux.

15.03.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should have been Xolatoyak, the Smiling Flood. Better flavor.

10.03.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

French-Canadian. Fully literate memorized sections of Anarchists cookbook. Burning anger. Memorized schematics for building a functional guillotine, prototypes assembled. Need I continue?

09.03.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct. I don't know how anyone can justify voting for a guy that cannot read the room. Not everything needs to be an attack!

I do not care if you just want the liberals out. The cost is too great. Vote Carney

09.03.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh look, Luke is so HOPPY about the snow!

Don't hate me!

13.02.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy! Happy birthday to me! New commander at home with the reptiles while i enjoy a birthday coffee.

31.01.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why did I name my new snake "pre-timeskip Usopp"?

Bonus, who is Thatch & who is Rouge?

22.01.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monkey D. Luffy needs to come out and save us from the celestial dragon problem and take down the world government

21.01.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At FTJM, we love all animals. Even this animal I've renamed Satan. (Her name is Lilly)

08.01.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no. It was just incomplete; Crime doesn't pay THE POOR, or the AVERAGE.

07.01.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You already know how this works. Rather than risk answering incorrectly, he'll just deny the validity of the question. They claim to be "free thinkers" but I have a copy of the Elon Musk flow chart they are following in discourse like the NPCs they are, So I know what's going to be said before it is

22.12.2024 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it should be illegal, I think you should have to pass an IQ test, a basic materials list test, and score at least an 85% understanding of the material you will be teaching before you're allowed to do it though. This person didn't, obviously.

22.12.2024 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As predicted; deflection and denialism. A true reflection of the republican mindset.

22.12.2024 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does it need context?

22.12.2024 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk who needs to hear this, but if she has a baby, but loves reptiles, she's a keeper anyways! My bonus is that his tool biodad has been completely disappeared the 3.5 years I've been around, but being a dad & sharing my loves with my kid has been great :)

22.12.2024 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon.

20.12.2024 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, I love all animals. I really do, but there is a 75% chance I don't like your cat, and it doesn't like me either. Flip side, there's a 75% chance your "really mean" dog is sucking up to me for attention within 10 minutes of meeting me.

Anyways, here's a 25%er cat, Autumn.

19.12.2024 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning! This is an example of cryptic Basking. There's no REAL reason for this species to enjoy UvB exposure, but when provided with it, they will use it.

18.12.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does a lot in that deck, delirium happens very accidentally every single game, which is why it also uses nethergoyf. But that said, that's ALSO the deck that's most likely to be able to pull off the twin combo incidentally. It may be worth experimenting with as 1-2 of or sideboard piece ๐Ÿคท

17.12.2024 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right you are, today is not that day. Today Faithless Looting is back, and I'm optimistic that means Hollow One can have some fun for a while. Especially with FOMO in the mix.

17.12.2024 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baby beardies shed in patches! This was my first (before I knew what I was doing) Iroh! (Also in the commissioned photo for this page [support local artists!!])

17.12.2024 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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