Benjamin

There were too many and they were gross. 😒

Yes. Pleaseeeeee

Looks as firm as one… 🧐

You swallow a yoga ball? Yeesh 😮‍💨

I’m sorry…
✨the draaaaamaaaaaa✨

In trouble for looking so big? And probably for being too good looking… 🧐

Just a couple skewers then? 😉

😏

😘😘😘

I’ll show you something that’s big…

Ok sex is nice buuuuuut…

TY TY ❤️🥰

If the vibe is off = #BLOCKED

The duality of man
@andyukb.bsky.social + @ajhood.bsky.social

HIMBRO ALERT

OMG SAME. 😅

Definitely NOT someone in the mood to wrestle a beefy himbo…

Hmmmmmm 🧐
Seems sus.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”

Are “we” doing a great job supervising? 😉

Ah yes. The Winter Olympics. The time where I get my fill of curling viewership to last me another 4yrs. 🥌❤️

I’ll have my people reach out to your people. We’ll clear things up. 😉

As someone with lactose intolerance and bad self control around dairy…
Yep. 😳

For me it’s the snow.
I can handle the cold for about 2mo, then I’m good to have it f*ck off.

Double pizza can be dangerous. 😬

Celsius:
How hot/cold feels to water

Fahrenheit:
How hot/cold feels to the human body

And I knoooooow “humans are mostly water”. This is just how I’ve heard it explained.

OR a camera with a very large lens and a badge that has “MEDIA” somewhere on it. Confidence is key tho.

Oh my gawd 😳🫢

Go go go! Do more!

Let me in. I’m at the door.