Chlo✨

someone give me one good reason why i shouldn’t apply for the next season of the traitors

need to get drunk, go out, and give some boys the death stare to fuel my soul for the coming winter months xxx

so… you came to leeds and didn’t invite me and @katixmay.bsky.social for a pint?? diabolical mate 🤣
hope you had a lovely time travelling! xxx

i just KNOW claudia winkleman has some banging eyebrows under that fringe armour

i just want to retire, is that too much to ask 😮‍💨

in the voice of Rupaul: TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME 🤩

GOOD NEWS!

i bought my first car today!! she’s called betty and i love her x

oh, i’ve seen those! very pleasing 🤩

i don’t know what steroids these house spiders are on this year: but ones just asked for my ID when i walked through the front door.
absolutely can’t cope with them 🤮

i just don’t think i’m cut out to be 27 anymore. at what age can i cancel a saturday night plan because ive got a wash on? x

I LOVE THOSE VIDOES. you can’t tell me you don’t feel a little bit of joy when you watch them xxx

thank youuuu🫶

I JUST PASSED MY DRIVING TEST 1st TIME!!! 🥲🚗🤧🤩

wow i’m so artistic xx

it’s been 11 YEARS following @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social around the country with @katixmay.bsky.social ELEVEN YEARS.
love you both, miss you both - need a hug soon xxx

i might go into business making cheesecakes, actually.

big slay energy from me x

i share a birthday with Debbie Harry and i’m only just finding this out now??? not to flex but princess Di too x
icons only born on july 1st i don’t make the rules x

HOW am i 27 tomorrow. guys, im so old now 🤧

oooOOo, that’s exciting!!!

this is my annual “i miss @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social and @katixmay.bsky.social” post. 🥲 yes, i AM very consistent 🫡

this heatwave has made me feel like satan himself has taken residency under my boobs.

i am literally obsessed with joanne lumley and i don’t care who knows it x

IM GONNA DO IT ONE DAY. see you there !!

i wanna go to salem so baddd

yes i did forget about this app

do you ever think about lone magpies?
they’re probably thinking: “why are all these people saluting me?”
goes back to get his mates and they think he’s lying 🥴

me and my friends have started a book club. this is peak adulting behaviour

IT WASN’T LOOOVE, IT WASN’T LOOOVE, IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSIOOOON