When your dog keeps time better than you! 🥰🤣
02.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 83 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 0@juanrodpfft.bsky.social
Sr. Principal Engineer - System Software, Developer Tools & Runtimes. I work in the Microsoft Technology Center at Intel. Opinions are my own.
When your dog keeps time better than you! 🥰🤣
02.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 83 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 0”Rep. Gillette, the worst a man can get…” 🎶
27.09.2025 21:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As part of this one-step strategy, I sure hope it includes making rep elect Grijalva’s swearing-in a non-negotiable requisite.
27.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Video game maker EA nears $50bn deal to go private on.ft.com/42gGntE
26.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 4I’m buying all of the sculptures and will install them at the U.S. Capitol in DC. They’ll feel right at home.
26.09.2025 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Sexual matador” != “Sex drive matador”
25.09.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you hanging out with @nedpyle.com?
20.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But…we like ‘em 🥹
20.09.2025 01:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This image captures the rear view of a sleek, dark-colored Lucid electric vehicle cruising down a multi-lane highway. The car sports a California license plate with the custom text “LAMBDAS” in bold yellow on a black background—a clever nod to lambda functions, often used in programming and mathematics. 🔍 Notable Details: • The Lucid branding is clearly visible on the back of the car. • It’s surrounded by other vehicles, including a white van and a truck ahead. • The weather is clear and bright, suggesting daytime driving conditions. • The road appears smooth and well-maintained, typical of California highways.
Hey @kclemson.bsky.social, have you seen this one?
19.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Photo of flight departure schedules from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
Where shall we head to today?
18.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Una corrección: Los boomers se define como la generación nacida entre 1946 y 1964.
17.09.2025 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sheesh! youtu.be/Ffu5wIjbO7g
13.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🍺 Fremont Oktoberfest Poster Overview This vibrant promotional poster is for Fremont Oktoberfest, celebrated as Seattle’s largest beer festival. The design is bold and playful, with a bright yellow background accented by red and blue graphics. At the center, a stylized figure triumphantly holds up two frothy beer mugs, radiating festive energy. 🗓️ Event Details • Dates: September 19, 20, and 21 • Location: Fremont neighborhood, Seattle • Theme: Beer, community, and fun 🎉 Volunteer Incentives The poster encourages people to volunteer to pour beer, offering enticing perks: • Free admission for Saturday night volunteers (x2) • Extra beer tokens • Unlimited rides on the Alpine Slide • Free parking • And more! A QR code is included for easy sign-up, making it clear this is a call to action for beer lovers and community-minded folks.
PSA
13.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0* Failed to wax
11.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooh..that burns
10.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😏
02.09.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0news stand at my workplace prominently displaying the print edition of the onion
no, we don't carry the new york times
we sell *real* newspapers here
🥺
31.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The image shows a stylish, pet-friendly setup at a Westin hotel lobby entrance. It features a labeled dog bed on a paw-print rug, a wooden stand with two metal bowls, and nearby tables with plants and guest materials. The space is modern and welcoming, designed to make pets feel just as pampered as their humans.
The image is a moss-framed poster promoting pet-friendly stays at The Westin Resort & Spa, Whistler. It features a dog relaxing on a white bed and highlights the resort’s commitment to canine comfort, including their signature Westin Heavenly Dog Bed for four-legged guests. The message emphasizes wellness for the whole family—pets included.
The image shows a plush white dog bed with a raised border and soft cushion, placed on a paw-print rug. It’s branded with the label “Heavenly Dog Bed – Exclusively at WESTIN HOTELS & RESORTS,” along with a black paw print icon.
This is how it’s done
30.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday, Tasha! Hope you enjoy the long weekend!
30.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Perhaps there might be an operation taking place in or around Venezuela…
30.08.2025 06:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎭 Paramount Theatre Vibes This image captures a lively moment outside the historic Paramount Theatre, where anticipation buzzes in the air. The marquee glows with the announcement: STG PRESENTS STEVE MARTIN & MARTIN SHORT AUG 22 8:00 PM AUG 23 3:00PM & 8:00PM ✨ Scene Details • The theatre’s iconic neon sign and ornate architectural details give it a timeless charm. • A crowd is gathered, lined up and chatting, clearly excited for the show. • The pairing of Steve Martin and Martin Short promises a night of sharp wit and legendary comedy—no wonder the energy outside is electric.
About to have a good time
24.08.2025 03:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @support.bsky.team, looks like I am able to get 2FA emails now but they are coming in TWO HOURS after my login attempt, which won’t matter due to the login/app timeout/2FA code expiration.
22.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone here having issues receiving 2FA emails from @bsky.app @support.bsky.team ?
I opened a support case - checked obvious folders for it in email across several PCs to no avail.
No, it’s fútbol, @blowdart.me
22.07.2025 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Black and gray garbage bin (aka Cybertruck) parked at a non descript shopping center
Barf
20.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
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