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UFOs, sci-fi, modular synths, Zelda, weed, coffee. California-sober, Chicago-based, librarian, husband, dad. Whistleblower enjoyer. #woocrew

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Wow Bill Clinton Stans still exist, huh

03.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Orwell at his very best could never come up with some of this. Proactively in a defensive way is basically a line from a coen bros film.

03.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2546    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 13

over on X it's "β–‘Mβ–‘Yβ–‘Pβ–‘ Uβ–‘Sβ–‘Sβ–‘ Yβ–‘Iβ–‘ Nβ–‘Bβ–‘Iβ–‘O β–‘" this and "β–‘Mβ–‘Yβ–‘Pβ–‘ Uβ–‘Sβ–‘Sβ–‘ Yβ–‘Iβ–‘ Nβ–‘Bβ–‘Iβ–‘O β–‘" that- literally everyone over there must show their pussy in their bio smh

02.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

+1, using AI videos until they can't get away with it anymore. plus him dying leads to the total collapse of their party with no clear sucessor- so they're definitely gonna do this imo

02.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOW I CAN DIE HAPPILY (πŸ™)

02.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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alright- i'm one of these protein people who tracks my macros and calories- and the vast majority of these health products are really gross, bad tasting, etc, but PB2 is one i will go to the mat for. Really really good

02.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Please Don't Destroy - Dawg Food - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Please Don't Destroy - Dawg Food - SNL

man this was literally an snl skit

02.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An aerial photo shows three diggers excavating the ground for graves. More than 65 graves are already dug. Those not yet dug are marked out by chalk.

An aerial photo shows three diggers excavating the ground for graves. More than 65 graves are already dug. Those not yet dug are marked out by chalk.

Not a single US newspaper will publish this photo. No news channel will broadcast it.

The graves are being prepared for more than 80 young children killed in the US/Israeli strike on the school in Minab, Iran on Saturday.

(πŸ“Έ Middle East Observer)

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 911    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 23
02.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7495    πŸ” 1884    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 20
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THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN
"I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

02.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11

God Bless

02.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also acceptable: wearing a gigantic old button-down shirt backwards like a smock

02.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

should probably take your shirt off too, honestly- no use in getting it messy as well

02.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The number of fixed-wing aircraft lost in friendly fire incidents today equals the number lost during the entire 20-year span of conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan since 9/11.

02.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1189    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10
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Trump is more than 40 minutes late and VA Secretary Doug Collins is staring at the ceiling

02.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3522    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 554    πŸ“Œ 126
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Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

we reached the β€œno WMDs” phase in two days.

02.03.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7448    πŸ” 2195    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 106

imagine if Monica Lewinsky were telling Bill to start a race war afterward

02.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tough to come up with a better story about the ignorance and hubris of mankind than β€œb-list tv news host becomes Secretary of Defense,” but then we get the story β€œb-list tv news host becomes Secy. of Defense, plugs AI system directly into military systems, has it select targets”

02.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Feds asked New Mexico to halt Jeffrey Epstein Zorro Ranch sex trafficking probe, records show Former AG says feds halted New Mexico’s Epstein inquiry without sharing promised evidence as state reopens Zorro Ranch investigation.

"Epstein may have been an FBI asset" shouldn't be considered a fringe line of speculation

02.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I could also be a bat man too

02.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

02.03.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1850    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 29

Whoa whoa- hold on now let’s not rush to judgement. I personally hope that the bank robber has a completely legitimate *legal* reason for stealing $2,000,000 and killing several people in the process. We certainly wouldn’t want to alienate any hypothetical absolute fucking morons who think this way

02.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This account has warned for years that the many pro-Shah flags at the US Capitol on Jan 6 meant some kind of Trump collusion with supporters of Reza Pahlavi, son of the last Shah. Now Bari Weiss is pushing to install Pahlavi in Iran: the nepo baby son of the last guy we installed there. Not good. 1/

01.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

Yes what happens to the nuclear weapons that do not exist

01.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

01.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

01.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3149    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 10

Wow lady Gaga’s one and only father?!? That’s quite the get

01.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is mind-blowingly lucid compared to my NextDoor- which reads like Facebook for late stage hospice patients. I will hand it to NextDoor for their clickbait emails though- they always hook me. All like: β€œI NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY WHERE JESUS WOULD LET A 25% GRATUITY BE ADDED…” and I click

01.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent question- labeled here:

bsky.app/profile/us-g...

28.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0