Agwa

..... And it's going well.

It's wednesday. It's 3.15pm and it's sunny. I've got work to do but.... I'm going to the fucking pub 🍻

Just seen Tudor's post match interview and he speaks English like someone brought in to deliberately baffle the players. It's working.

I suspect Tudor never had the dressing room, but he's definitely lost it after that debacle. Not even acknowledging the kid after dragging him off.

You picked him in the first place, it's YOUR fault you selfish twat.

Just when you think you know what "Spursy" means, they go and rewrite the definition.

I would like to say how much I have enjoyed the period of time since I last heard that appalling Ruben Amorim song.

Although.... He did indeed "bring the glory days again" by getting himself sacked.

Didn't think it was possible for there to be a worse version than the original but I was wrong.

Carrick gets it more than Amorim did & getting top 4 is within reach. No matter how scabby! The money that brings will allow us to get rid of the shite and bring in better.

The front 3 are disconnected. Sesko just getting the starter role means they need games to get used to each other. Cross it!!!

The thing that stood out for me was the lack of depth on the bench when things needed changing. Bringing on Dalot, Zirkzee and Uggert isn't going to change any game in our favour.

Missing Licha de ligt & Dorgu isn't helping either, but we need to remove more Deadwood & replace with good quality.

Totally got what we deserved. I watched the possession drills in the warm-ups pre match and they were lethargic and strolling through them. Bit of over confidence has crept in.

First bit of a test for Carrick tonight. Will probably do them all good.

Second loss to a team with ten men though. 🤯🤯

Dalot dropped finally. Phew.

You can't beat a night out in Newcastle to be fair.

Tonight I'll mostly be wondering again why the Geordies always think they are some sort of rivals of ours?

Your rivals are Sunderland and Middlesbrough. And Newcastle Brown is disgusting shite.

And shearer is a boring one medal wanker.

Was married a long time ago, not anymore. I live with my gaffer..... I mean partner now.

She'd be quite happy if I changed my sexuality, it would be one less chore for her to do.

She prefers knitting. 👍

I'd have changed my sexuality if I thought it doubled my chances. Trouble is it would have just doubled my chances of getting knocked back 😁

To be fair Marit "slow fat useless twat" was 100 percent accurate!

Manchester United’s Jack Fletcher given six-match ban for homophobic slur Jack Fletcher has received a six-game ban and been fined £1,500 for comments made during an EFL Trophy game at Barnsley

It's a good job this wasn't the required standard when I played Sunday league. Most games would have ended 6 a side. One of my own teammates once called me a "slow fat useless twat" when I missed an easy chance! And he was my mate. 🤣🤣

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Electric car owners can look smug at this point.

Arsenal are still trying it with Arteta & being very patient with him. If he wins the PL this year or maybe the champions league they will be vindicated. I still think there is a big advantage in building a "dynasty" a la fergie, as long as you can see year on year progress?

Give the lad a chance

Is there anyone left who doesn't think it's a no brainer now to give Carrick the job on a two year initial contract and start including him in the planning for summer ins and outs of players?

I'm surprised with how well he's done, but when it's working, why not keep going until it isn't?

Not a bad view today. Very close to Cunha's dive.... Er I mean penalty. 😜

@rednews.bsky.social nice to say hello again today Barney. Think the last time was 20+ years ago? Keep on going pal.

United. It's literally what the fucking word means.

Never in doubt pal. Tesco delivery.

Brought the boots plus arthritis and a belly full of Stella Artois! Still better than Dalot.

UNITED!!!

I am back in Manchester and going to Old Trafford to see Manchester fucking United. It's an odd feeling expecting to be entertained and see a win. It's been a while .... #utfr

The Gun. Forever baby faced no matter how many birthdays. What a finisher. 😍

Have u ever considered calling these divs "honky" or "cracker" in response?

I'm particularly keen that honky should make a comeback. Love that word.

I used to call a heavy metal loving racist neighbour "Ozzy" to his face. He thought it was for Ozzy Osbourne.

It was short for Oswald Mosley.

I wouldn't even let him back in carrington to clear his locker. It would all be in binbags near the entrance barrier.

And you have Kneecap. Your own nuclear weapon 😜

He'll come over for the next episode, have a gin n juice and drop it like it's hot when he sees Swansea.