More drama than Eastenders 😂
Hi Bruce, I reckon 3 could possibly be the best on the flight 😂
Hello! Are you doing ? How was Christmas?
You can spend the flight brainstorming with Johnson, 😂😂
I learned a lot, and not just about toasters.
The ending will shock you.
Can John help Mary find her voice again? Can Mary help John come to terms with his sexuality before Brandon goes to Tijuana without him. From the producers of Everything Everywhere all at once…. Mary goes Quack
Coming this fall. After a freak golfing accident, Mary (Laura Linney) wakes to find the only word she can say is quack. John (Oscar Isaac) is the therapist sent to help. But John has his own problems, Brandon (Lukas Gage) wants them to come out of the closet and make their relationship public…
Nice.
Meanwhile….
Oh come on, that’s just childish. We’re better than that.
Crazy like Gnarls Barkley? or Crazy like MJ just showed up to your house in his PJs with a bottle Jesus juice ?
Meanwhile, at the Whitehouse ‘bring a bottle’ party, looks like Mr Trump’s VIP guests are waiting to be buzzed in.
Errrrr ouch…
I don’t even know how I got here?!
I’ve finally reached an age where my main hobbies include:
- standing up too quickly to get a nice head rush.
- complaining about how everything was better in the old days (it was)
- playing Russian roulette by eating food past its use-by date.
That’s Rock n’ Roll 🎸
😂😂😂😂 sorry about that !
The worst part is that it’s absolutely true. 😂😂
Humanity: We invented the car, the plane, space travel, manipulation of electricity, advanced computing, key hole surgery, cloning, advanced genetics…
Also Humanity: We have a dedicated kiosk at Vienna International airport for all the people who thought they were flying to Australia.
That is a thing of beauty 😂😂 genius!
Guarantee if you’re over the age of 40 you’ll hear the music in your head.
Vladimir Putin can confirm that Donald Trump does NOT in fact give the best back rubs, he is NOT the best masseuse in the world ever, and the global Masseuse committee did NOT name him masseuse of the year 1992, despite any claims to the contrary.
Well, that’s a start at least. Here’s a brain teaser for you while you get started for the day. Would you rather have long floppy fingers that struggle to hold things or feet that actually fit a pair of clown shoes?
Oh, mostly the same. Mostly.
So, what’s on the agenda for today ?
Morning Jen :)
….and now we play a little game called Chihuahua or cupcake?
