Neil Johnson

Neil Johnson

@iamtweek.bsky.social

Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.

370 Followers 289 Following 86 Posts Joined Nov 2023
3 days ago

damn, Semgrep really signing up the big guns in the industry!

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3 weeks ago

But the all important question is ‘can you run doom on it?’

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1 month ago

G-Lined

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1 month ago

9 on vinyl, moved to double cassette for 10

Fuck, I am old.

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2 months ago

But you should still salt Egg Plant, correct?

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2 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen 😆

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2 months ago
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
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2 months ago

But how many did you have for lunch afterwards?

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3 months ago

With sendmail tours they just punch you in the face, empty your bank account and leave you with a rash just for turning up.

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4 months ago

No midfield, everyone either playing it backwards or hoffing it up to last man, no control, players standing still and ball watching, guys standing on opposite wing with no support around getting the ball...loosing the ball.

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4 months ago

I hear there is a little blue pill for that these days.

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4 months ago

Got to spend most of the week in SF with some awesome people. First time ever visiting, those hills are no joke.

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4 months ago
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O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11 With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.

O&O ShutUp www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 is also a good tool to remove a lot of the 'junk' that comes with windows if you need to do further clean up.

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4 months ago

How would eliminations work? Can I throw a ‘grenade’ and buy a shot of absinthe at an opponent and if he taps out he’s ‘dead’? Is tea-bagging allowed?

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5 months ago

"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"

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5 months ago
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Agreed

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6 months ago

I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.

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6 months ago

It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment

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6 months ago

Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call ‘rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.

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6 months ago

Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.

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6 months ago
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a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt " ALT: a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
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6 months ago

In the middle of trying to purchase (in the name of science) and the website just went down!

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6 months ago

How does the print taste? How long will I take to pass it?

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6 months ago

“We now own a cat” There, fixed it for you

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7 months ago

Get your hand off my foot long!

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7 months ago
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Dual Core giving a shout out to @pennyarcade.bsky.social

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7 months ago

Orca does

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7 months ago

Shut up and take my stickers for a swap...

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7 months ago

Hey dude, everything ok?

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7 months ago

AND I missed the chance to say opportuni-TEA.

I’ll do a swap in vegas then

@gregoryparfitt.bsky.social what’s it worth to get a second?

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