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Neil Johnson

@iamtweek.bsky.social

Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.

370 Followers  |  283 Following  |  78 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2023  |  2.9295

Latest posts by iamtweek.bsky.social on Bluesky

With sendmail tours they just punch you in the face, empty your bank account and leave you with a rash just for turning up.

19.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No midfield, everyone either playing it backwards or hoffing it up to last man, no control, players standing still and ball watching, guys standing on opposite wing with no support around getting the ball...loosing the ball.

01.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear there is a little blue pill for that these days.

27.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to spend most of the week in SF with some awesome people. First time ever visiting, those hills are no joke.

25.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11 With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.

O&O ShutUp www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 is also a good tool to remove a lot of the 'junk' that comes with windows if you need to do further clean up.

24.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How would eliminations work? Can I throw a β€˜grenade’ and buy a shot of absinthe at an opponent and if he taps out he’s β€˜dead’? Is tea-bagging allowed?

20.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"

09.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Agreed

16.09.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.

09.09.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment

09.09.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call β€˜rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.

05.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.

01.09.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt " ALT: a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
29.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the middle of trying to purchase (in the name of science) and the website just went down!

28.08.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How does the print taste? How long will I take to pass it?

28.08.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe now own a cat” There, fixed it for you

22.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get your hand off my foot long!

12.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dual Core giving a shout out to @pennyarcade.bsky.social

09.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Orca does

07.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up and take my stickers for a swap...

01.08.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey dude, everything ok?

30.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND I missed the chance to say opportuni-TEA.

I’ll do a swap in vegas then

@gregoryparfitt.bsky.social what’s it worth to get a second?

29.07.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you have the Yorkshire one at Steelcon? I feel like I missed an opportunity there.

29.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the king of NYNEX?

28.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds…ominous

18.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am still covered in baby oil and glitter from it

12.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, whole client is screwing up, cant load shopping cart either πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

26.06.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? No Faroe Islands? For shame!

13.06.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This and Oxford commas are two hills I will die on

12.06.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come talk to me when the ants use AI, I mean, reading…an actual book, they are practically Luddites

28.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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