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Denny Carter

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I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, analyzer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.

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02.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have more than once talked about things in earshot of my phone & had very specific ads for said things pop up on instagram w/i the space of a day. The idea that Meta apps arent mining where we go/what we say to feed us slop & sponcon is hard to believe given how often these "coincidences" happen

01.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

The special effects are bad and dated and the acting is bad and there’s a plot, which zoomers are not accustomed to

01.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

WHAT

01.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe

01.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been canceled

01.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I was ready

01.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was my impression. i showed it to a high school class some years back (right after we read the allegory of the cave) and they, while appreciating the chance to watch a movie they’d heard about, were strictly meh in response

01.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a Washington jersey

Me in a Washington jersey

I was problematic in 1987

01.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re dated now

01.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If that!

01.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad special effects I think

01.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am

01.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you the zoomers don’t like The Matrix

01.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5

Yes!

01.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously the John Wick universe is a hallucination or Neo and/or Morpheus. I know they can’t say that but I’m convinced.

01.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched two and three and they’re way better than the original. Not even close. The first one is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

01.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

β€˜That’s the way it is’
Like a homicidal Bruce Hornsby

01.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 904    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œhow can we exploit your worst fears and anxieties” seems to be Meta’s guiding principle

01.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's been a long 26 years for millennials

01.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bush administration folks were like β€œwe will fight this war for 300 years if that’s what it takes” and Trump is like yeah this should be wrapped up by Easter or thereabouts

01.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Last fall I got a little carried away with the Mac Jones thing

01.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you know how war works

01.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds like you won

01.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whomst??

01.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator

Government-Funded infomercial from Norway striking back at US corporations and the tech Bros for filling the Internet with slop.
youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ?...

01.03.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
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Transpose this 1970 campaign speech by antisemitic white supremacist Asa Carter into the voice of JD Vance or Elon Musk or Matt Walsh and tell me if you could tell the difference.

01.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 16

I once bought some silicone egg rings online, for making breakfast sandwiches. I started getting ads from McDonalds saying, β€œsure, you can make Egg McMuffins at home, but they’ll never taste the same as the real thing”.

Holy shit.

01.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s just different forms of harmful. I feel like Meta exploits my insecurities with horrifying accuracy. Bluesky is just a list of the day’s horrors.

01.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That was rude of me. Sorry.

01.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0